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Hall of Classics>The list of 85 by Roastmaster Saul Good. And hey, it's actually saul good.
Pasta Little Brioni 03:00 PM 05-20-2013
As a spinoff to the successful NFL Network's version of this and from the drama thread, it has come to fruition that this thread must be created.

Each day Hootie will reveal a member starting with 101 and working his way in order to number 1. I will update the OP as I see the names revealed.

*Warning this thread may cause a severe case of butthurt*

Let it begin!!

Hootie's List

Saul Good - A little about Roaster #2 (by frazod)
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85 BigRedChief
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84. StevieRay
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83. Rustshack
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82. KCnative
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81. Notorious
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80. Braincase
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79. big nasty kcnut
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78. crazycoffey
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77. Phobia

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76 Dave Lane

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75 KnowMo roasted by PGM
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74 Luv roasted by Mr. Flopnuts
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Donger 09:28 PM 06-04-2013
Holy shit. Dr. Polaski was in the the original Star Trek? I had no idea...


Hootie 09:29 PM 06-04-2013
I liked the 'never swims because he's never gone an hour without eating one'...that was awesome.
Frazod 09:31 PM 06-04-2013
Originally Posted by Saul Good:
Can't wear leather belts because cow hides don't get long enough

Changed religions to avoid fasting

Switched to Catholicism just for the wafers

He ate the bones

Tired of never being invited to parties to play drinking games, he invented eating games

Swallowed a horse to catch a cow. Swallowed a cow to catch a dog. Swallowed a dog to catch a cat. Swallowed a cat to catch a bird. Swallowed a bird to catch a spider. Swallowed a spider to catch a fly. Why did he swallow a fly? Because he's a fat fuck who will eat anything that doesn't eat him first.

Never swims because he has never gone an hour without eating.

Always wondered why his ukulele sounded weird...found out it was a cello.

Once laughed so hard milkshake came out his nose

Ate his grandmother's entire gold coin collection in hopes that one would contain chocolate

Once faked being in a coma just so he could have his own feeding tube

Actually shot his fridge because it was mad at it for being empty

Orders a diet Coke to go with his 5 Big Macs and large fries from McDonalds so he doesn't seem like such a fat turd...secretly fills up his cup with regular Coke.

Encourages people to say grace before meals just so he can sneak food from their plates while their eyes are closed

Sucks on his own fat tits regularly just in case milk comes out

Would out drink hootie, but time spent drinking is time not spent eating...so that's out.

Trains for pie eating contests

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:-) Where are you getting this shit? I mean, I realize you wrote the refrigerator one, but the rest - some of that is really clever.

Too clever for a nasty failure of a trust fund baby to write.
Direckshun 09:33 PM 06-04-2013
I'll vouch for what has been a really sad showing by frazod in this thread. He's pretty much just sad all over the forum, but threads like these where it's allowed to stretch out and really put his back to it really make it clear.

I'm not particularly sad for him, I'm sure he looks at his time on ChiefsPlanet as well spent, somehow. I'm sad for the fact that there's no doubt millions of people who share his same preferences for spending time online.
Hootie 09:34 PM 06-04-2013
what is wrong with being a trust fund baby?

you have worse daddy issues than any girl I've ever banged
cosmo20002 09:34 PM 06-04-2013
Originally Posted by J Diddy:
Hmmm

I know of no GILF.
Hmmm....Sarah Palin maybe? There's gotta be some out there.
Anyway, I really was just talking about Brits/Dongers.
Saul Good 09:36 PM 06-04-2013
Every one was mine...just trying to get hootie's creative juices flowing. (no homo)
Hootie 09:37 PM 06-04-2013
Originally Posted by Direckshun:
I'll vouch for what has been a really sad showing by frazod in this thread. He's pretty much just sad all over the forum, but threads like these where it's allowed to stretch out and really put his back to it really make it clear.

I'm not particularly sad for him, I'm sure he looks at his time on ChiefsPlanet as well spent, somehow. I'm sad for the fact that there's no doubt millions of people who share his same preferences for spending time online.
uh oh

now you're a hootie dick sucker
lcarus 09:37 PM 06-04-2013
If you're just here to entertain yourself and others, fair enough. Some people are here to make friends though. I originally did come here to connect with other Chiefs fans. There aren't many down here where I live. This place being....the way that it is....was just an added bonus.
Direckshun 09:39 PM 06-04-2013
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama:
uh oh

now you're a hootie dick sucker
I'm tough but fair.
Donger 09:40 PM 06-04-2013
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama:
what is wrong with being a trust fund baby?

you have worse daddy issues than any girl I've ever banged
Do you still take funds from your parents?
Hootie 09:40 PM 06-04-2013
I'm here to talk Chiefs football. No doubt. This stuff is just offseason extra-cirricular. I'm a diehard Chiefs fan...first and foremost...and none of my friends give a flying fuck about the shitty Kansas City Chiefs...other than making fun of me about everything that happens to them (and it's warranted).

but make friends? Meh. There are several posters I like as posters...no doubt. But I'm not going to call them and chat with them and be like "yo bro, lol, I got a mani today but no pedi lololol"

why?

I'm straight.
Hootie 09:41 PM 06-04-2013
Originally Posted by Donger:
Do you still take fund from your parents?
no

I'm an adult

I've had a full time job since I was 19...

in fact, I fell into the waiter trap at a young age because it was the first job where I wasn't making $7 an hour...I started making massive tips and was like..."whoa, fuck school."

oh and there was a lot of sex with a lot of young hostesses and waitresses

THAT WAS THE LIFE
Frazod 09:42 PM 06-04-2013
Originally Posted by Saul Good:
Every one was mine...just trying to get hootie's creative juices flowing. (no homo)
Sure. Same way you're wheeling and dealing million dollar deals in between getting outthought by Wickedson in the Realignment thread. Got it. :-)
Saul Good 09:42 PM 06-04-2013
I have to update my board. Saphojunkie is flying up due to this post in another thread.

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls:
Please illustrate anything from my continuing short story.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=273537

Chapters 2 or 3 are the most ripe for illustrative purposes.
Originally Posted by saphojunkie:
"Matt Cassel did, does, and always will suck."







NEXT:

Three happy children that live inside a giant's butthole.

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