I have a date. - Page 316

Originally Posted by Delano:
So what about this 18 year old?

Maybe you can pop your cherry with a slob just to get it out of the way and then hit up the teenie bopper.

I'm not screwing any slobs. Sorry.

And it'd have to be a really, REALLY hot 18-year old for me to get over the age difference...lol
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Originally Posted by Claythan:
I'm not screwing any slobs. Sorry.

And it'd have to be a really, REALLY hot 18-year old for me to get over the age difference...lol

You sound like a woman. Are you consulting The_Buddha for advice now?
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Originally Posted by Delano:
You sound like a woman.

We all start life as women.
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Originally Posted by Claythan:
We all start life as women.

Uhmmm........say what? :-)......:-)
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Originally Posted by Fairplay:
Uhmmm........say what? :-)......:-)

Not too bright, eh?
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Originally Posted by Claythan:
Not too bright, eh?

I am really dumb. Such is life.
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Originally Posted by Claythan:
I'm not screwing any slobs. Sorry.

And it'd have to be a really, REALLY hot 18-year old for me to get over the age difference...lol

Are you afraid a fat girl is going to grab your hanging extra body skin-suit and pull it out like bat wings and make airplane noises?

Eventually, if ever, you'll settle for a vaginasaurus.
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I can tell your right now I won't have to.
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Some skinny chic can cuddle up next to you in a spoon position, and pull your skin suit over herself like a snuggie to keep warm.

You DO have alot to offer High end chics afterall!
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Go 4 it Go Boy ... Its all good .....
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Originally Posted by The Buddha:
My scenario seems to be going much better now that I'm playing hard-to-get. I would feel bad, but its obvious she likes it.

I'm getting my own apartment (no more roomate!), and so she asked me if she could ever come over and stay the night. So I told her, "yeah, but your ass is sleeping on the couch." And then she asked what it would take for her to be able to sleep in bed with me.

Its crazy, but the LESS sexual attention I give her, the MORE she gives me!!! This is so fun!

Told ya so!! :-)
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Originally Posted by Iowanian:
You DO have alot to offer High end chics afterall!

He lives with his folks and has no job, he is one smart dude.

Imagine explaining living with your parents to a girl at that age. Let alone no job.

Keep everything in the internet world claythan, the imaginary world.
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Originally Posted by The Buddha:
I'm still looking for my dream girl. I had an ex-gf who could do some Briana Banks stuff (google her if you are in the dark), and ever since then, no other girl can do it the same... :-(

I already got about six inches from her face the other night, looking real deep into her eyes, and then I smeared a little bit of cake frosting on her nose (it was her b-day). I think she wanted me to kiss her.

A good one is to go right up to her like that then put your head to the side of hers and inhale deeply as if you are smelling her. Pause then pull back and say "no not yet." Then preferably walk off. She will rip your clothes off within 48 hrs.
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Originally Posted by Fairplay:
He lives with his folks and has no job, he is one smart dude.

I'm smart enough not to tell you where I work.
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Originally Posted by CHENZ A!:
Plus how long can you just kiss and dry hump before it gets boring. Maybe 5-10 min range?

Dude you are way too young. Making it last 2-3 hrs is what is awesome. Women eventually get mad at you for teasing them but by then bam they are so worked up they explode like they never have in their lives. The slooooooowww tease is so enjoyable.
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