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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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keg in kc 05:51 AM 02-26-2009
Dear penthouse, you won't believe this, but there's this girl...
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Mecca 06:02 AM 02-26-2009
Originally Posted by keg in kc:
Dear penthouse, you won't believe this, but there's this girl...
Ahahaha...

I find it rather coincidental that buddha here went from horrible with women to the master in 3 days.
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Delano 07:02 AM 02-26-2009
Originally Posted by Mecca:
Ahahaha...

I find it rather coincidental that buddha here went from horrible with women to the master in 3 days.
He's like a slightly modified Slayer_Diablo. Only less interesting and less funny.
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Katipan 07:13 AM 02-26-2009
He's playdoh. He'll be whatever you tell him is cool to be.
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Hammock Parties 07:12 PM 02-26-2009
I declined a make-out session tonight.
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CHENZ A! 07:20 PM 02-26-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I declined a make-out session tonight.
I know a girl who on multiple occasions would refer to sex as "making out". Received texts late night saying "when are you going to come over so we can make out". If I thought all we were really going to do was make out, I probably would've stayed home. Some girls use way too much tongue when kissing, and that is a big turn off to me.

Plus how long can you just kiss and dry hump before it gets boring. Maybe 5-10 min range?
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Hammock Parties 07:23 PM 02-26-2009
She was already very clear about not wanting sex. Besides, she was 18, and it felt totally wrong.
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Delano 07:26 PM 02-26-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
She was already very clear about not wanting sex. Besides, she was 18, and it felt totally wrong.
Good move on your part.

What a huge blow to the ego it would be when you, as a 28 year old, get an 18 year old to show you the ropes.

Go for the older gals.
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Hammock Parties 07:27 PM 02-26-2009
Originally Posted by Delano:
Good move on your part.

What a huge blow to the ego it would be when you, as a 28 year old, get an 18 year old to show you the ropes.

Go for the older gals.
Well, I'm 27, FYI. But moreso than that, she was a very young-looking 18.
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Bwana 07:31 PM 02-26-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Well, I'm 27, FYI. But moreso than that, she was a very young-looking 18.
15 will get you 20.
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Hammock Parties 07:32 PM 02-26-2009
Originally Posted by Bwana:
15 will get you 20.
LOL I was gonna ask for her ID.
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Bwana 07:33 PM 02-26-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
LOL I was gonna ask for her ID.
Not a bad idea. So I haven't followed this in months, did you ever close the deal?
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Hammock Parties 07:37 PM 02-26-2009
No.
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Bwana 07:38 PM 02-26-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
No.
Dude
:-)
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Delano 07:39 PM 02-26-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
No.
So what about this 18 year old?

Maybe you can pop your cherry with a slob just to get it out of the way and then hit up the teenie bopper.
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