Mennonite 02:54 PM 06-04-2016
Originally Posted by Dr. Pepper :
All the time with my girl. She loves it
Originally Posted by Dr. Pepper :
Depends how fat she is.
Fewer calories in the can, amiright?
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Easy 6 03:34 PM 06-04-2016
No, I have never gotten down on any butthole... but was able to talk the ex-wife into it one time
:-)
You can divorce me, treat me like a bum, and badmouth me to the kids... but you can NEVER un-lick my butthole!
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Originally Posted by Easy 6 :
No, I have never gotten down on any butthole... but was able to talk the ex-wife into it one time :-)
You can divorce me, treat me like a bum, and badmouth me to the kids... but you can NEVER un-lick my butthole!
:-) :-) :-)
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ToxSocks 03:56 PM 06-03-2016
Hey! I licked a chick's ass for the first time last month!
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scho63 04:07 PM 06-03-2016
Are you truly licking a chicks ass if during cunnilingus you get a little wet and wild and your tongue slips into her asshole a few times?
:-)
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BlackHelicopters 04:11 PM 06-03-2016
Originally Posted by scho63 :
Are you truly licking a chicks ass if during cunnilingus you get a little wet and wild and your tongue slips into her asshole a few times? :-)
Certainly a question for the ages.
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listopencil 04:56 PM 06-03-2016
Originally Posted by scho63 :
Are you truly licking a chicks ass if during cunnilingus you get a little wet and wild and your tongue slips into her asshole a few times? :-)
How many licks does it take to get to the center of...an asshole?
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scho63 05:05 PM 06-03-2016
Originally Posted by listopencil :
How many licks does it take to get to the center of...an asshole?
1 or 2 and it's just a slip of the tongue
3 to 4 probes of the tongue and it's accidental.
5 to 7 licks and you are close to liking it more than you admit.
8 or more tongue lashings and you are now fully chowing ass like a pro!
:-)
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Dunerdr 06:12 PM 06-03-2016
Update: my wife and I are back together. Can't wait to eat that ass like a cupcake.
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GloryDayz 07:06 PM 06-03-2016
Originally Posted by Dunerdr :
Update: my wife and I are back together. Can't wait to eat that ass like a cupcake.
Pics or GTFO...
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ThaVirus 07:32 PM 06-03-2016
I've eaten ass a couple times. "Eating" it is a misnomer. You're really just licking around the b-hole.
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GloryDayz 07:41 PM 06-03-2016
Originally Posted by ThaVirus :
I've eaten ass a couple times. "Eating" it is a misnomer. You're really just licking around the b-hole.
You lived?
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ThaVirus 07:47 PM 06-03-2016
Originally Posted by GloryDayz :
You lived?
No negative side effects, as far as I'm aware.
I might have some form of hepatitis though.
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Hog's Gone Fishin 05:48 PM 06-04-2016
Originally Posted by ThaVirus :
I've eaten ass a couple times. "Eating" it is a misnomer. You're really just licking around the b-hole.
Yeah , cleaning up all the smeared shit stains from the last dump wiping.
I'll bet you lick the rim of toilets in public bathrooms.
Fucking sick I tell ya
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BucEyedPea 10:36 AM 06-27-2018
Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin :
Yeah , cleaning up all the smeared shit stains from the last dump wiping.
I'll bet you lick the rim of toilets in public bathrooms.
****ing sick I tell ya
What about ecoli?
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