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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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The Buddha 11:29 PM 02-23-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
You never compliment women? You know absolutely zero about us.
EVERY TIME I DO, you turn into friends. Sorry.

I'll tell a girl she's cool, but nothing specific. I know women love compliments, but compliments don't get you girlfriends.
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The Buddha 11:30 PM 02-23-2009
Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry:
No this dude thinks about it way too much.
I think too much too. I have ADD, I guess.

But if I stop thinking, I turn into a doormat.
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Phobia 12:54 AM 02-24-2009
If I had received 1% of the advice Clay has gotten in his time on this site, I'd have scored at least 1000x more often. You can lead a horse to water but you're not strong enough to hold his head under for a sufficient time.
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The Buddha 01:00 AM 02-24-2009
Originally Posted by Phobia:
If I had received 1% of the advice Clay has gotten in his time on this site, I'd have scored at least 1000x more often. You can lead a horse to water but you're not strong enough to hold his head under for a sufficient time.
Its kind of like golf, though. You can totally psych yourself out and overthink things. But yet, if you don't think at all, even worse stuff happens. You have to keep your head in this certain free, confident zone that's very hard to achieve for some.
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Phobia 01:10 AM 02-24-2009
Originally Posted by The Buddha:
Its kind of like golf, though. You can totally psych yourself out and overthink things. But yet, if you don't think at all, even worse stuff happens. You have to keep your head in this certain free, confident zone that's very hard to achieve for some.
As a child I grew up near a grown man who lived with his mother and his grandmother. David rarely left the house.

As I grew taller and he older, David left his house less and less often. He was ghastly white. His skin glowed. No, really. Poor David. Such a strange, strange fellow.

The point of this illustration is that even David enjoyed sex regularly.
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Fairplay 07:03 AM 02-24-2009
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Fairplay 07:25 AM 02-24-2009
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Katipan 07:31 AM 02-24-2009
Originally Posted by Dave Lane:
But I agree maybe one compliment a night. I like to walk next to a girl and then randomly kind of try to shoulder push her into a tree or light post that always is fun :-) My favorite is to tell her she's a dork.

You get the right girl and the back and forth is awesome.
:-) :-) :-)

You're fun.
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luv 07:47 AM 02-24-2009
Turns out Mr Text is only looking for a FWB "with the possibility of something more". :-) Hold the BS. I'm not stupid.
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Delano 07:50 AM 02-24-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
Turns out Mr Text is only looking for a FWB "with the possibility of something more". :-) Hold the BS. I'm not stupid.
Good to know up front instead of later. Nice work.
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Mecca 07:52 AM 02-24-2009
I see Claythan is talking about orange people...so you tried to screw Hulk Hogan?
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luv 08:00 AM 02-24-2009
Originally Posted by Delano:
Good to know up front instead of later. Nice work.
I couldn't even get him to friggin' call me. He just kept texting. I HATE that.
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Mecca 08:00 AM 02-24-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
I couldn't even get him to friggin' call me. He just kept texting. I HATE that.
Lots of people don't like talking on the phone.
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Fire Me Boy! 08:01 AM 02-24-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
I couldn't even get him to friggin' call me. He just kept texting. I HATE that.
You should have said:

Originally Posted by :
(.)(.)

That's as close as you'll get.

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luv 08:05 AM 02-24-2009
Originally Posted by Mecca:
Lots of people don't like talking on the phone.
I just don't see the point in carrying out what would have been a 5-10 minute conversation for 30-45 minutes by texting.

Acceptable text:

person a: Meeting at "wherever" at "whatever time"?
person b: Yes.
person a (optional): Got it. See you there.

Unacceptable text:

person a: Are you shy or wild? Do you like getting your freak on?
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