someone find a link where it says if you hold sperm in you mouth you can rush to the Dr. and have it injected into the womb, freaking retarded. [Reply]
Originally Posted by badgirl:
someone find a link where it says if you hold sperm in you mouth you can rush to the Dr. and have it injected into the womb, freaking retarded.
YOU CAN'T READ. Why in the hell would she need to "rush to the Dr." when she IS A DOCTOR. The lady isn't contesting the manner in which her child was conceived. [Reply]
Originally Posted by badgirl:
someone find a link where it says if you hold sperm in you mouth you can rush to the Dr. and have it injected into the womb, freaking retarded.
Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Don't be too shocked. I'm convinced she doesn't actually understand Phil's post. I don't think she has any idea what she was actually saying in her response.
That is one of the funniest friggin' things I have ever read!! Cripes!! How the hell did she pull that off (logistically speaking, I mean)?!? Maybe she just made a big production of going the bathroom to brush her teeth...
Wow.
How about that kid? This is going to require a totally different answer to, "Mommy, where did I come from?"
"Well, your father and I loved each other...very, mu...well, sort of...enough to engage in oral...uh,...hmmm. Let me tell you why Mom keeps that spit cup in the bathroom." [Reply]
Originally Posted by AirForceChief:
That is one of the funniest friggin' things I have ever read!! Cripes!! How the hell did she pull that off (logistically speaking, I mean)?!? Maybe she just made a big production of going the bathroom to brush her teeth...
Wow.
How about that kid? This is going to require a totally different answer to, "Mommy, where did I come from?"
"Well, your father and I loved each other...very, mu...well, sort of...enough to engage in oral...uh,...hmmm. Let me tell you why Mom keeps that spit cup in the bathroom."
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
why does she need that kind of loot?
Because shes a woman....women cant even think without a man telling them what to do let alone do any type of job.....unless its washing dishes or making pie [Reply]
Originally Posted by Ghostof:
Because shes a woman....women cant even think without a man telling them what to do let alone do any type of job.....unless its washing dishes or making pie
:-) I hope you're kidding. I've met some women who are pretty f'n brilliant. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Amnorix: :-) I hope you're kidding. I've met some women who are pretty f'n brilliant.
East coast pansie-ass pussy-whipped hen-pecked light-in-your-loafers suck-up. Is that how ya'all git your women to suck your dick? :-)
Real men, here in Jesusland.....unbuckle and pull down our pants, point to our dicks and say: "(In my best Iowanian impression) Yo wench....this dick ain't gonna suck itself, so after you get me a beer....come do your job."
Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter:
East coast pansie-ass pussy-whipped hen-pecked light-in-your-loafers suck-up. Is that how ya'all git your women to suck your dick? :-)
Real men, here in Jesusland.....unbuckle and pull down our pants, point to our dicks and say: "(In my best Iowanian impression) Yo wench....this dick ain't gonna suck itself, so after you get me a beer....come do your job."