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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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keg in kc 10:04 PM 02-11-2009
Originally Posted by Fairplay:
Not getting pussy is his Karma payback i think.
That's a really shitty payback. Trust me. I know.
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ChiefsCountry 10:10 PM 02-11-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
A fat chick isn't used to getting attention from guys she thinks are cute. If you're nice to them, they're putty in your hands. Even if you act like a jerk, they'll still respond and talk to you.
From many nights of being a wingman, this is so true.
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Hammock Parties 10:14 PM 02-11-2009
Originally Posted by Fairplay:
Not getting pussy is his Karma payback i think.
Retro-active payback? Like, the karma god KNEW I was gonna be a dick in advance?
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Hammock Parties 10:19 PM 02-11-2009
Jesus, another fatty chasing me:

Originally Posted by :
I flippin' love the gay photo! You might want to reconider the whole hating mushrooms thing though, they do absolutely nothing nutritious wise but are AWESOME on pizza. Also, if I had that jacket... I would totally sport it too so your not alone! ps- I like cheese too, oh and your profile, that was a fun read!!! You rock.

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Frazod 10:19 PM 02-11-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Retro-active payback? Like, the karma god KNEW I was gonna be a dick in advance?
I've gotta ask - are you playing us like Midnight Vulture did? I'm really starting to question things now.

Wouldn't it be ironic if you were actually a stockbroker with a wife and three kids.
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Hammock Parties 10:22 PM 02-11-2009
Originally Posted by frazod:
I've gotta ask - are you playing us like Midnight Vulture did? I'm really starting to question things now.

Wouldn't it be ironic if you were actually a stockbroker with a wife and three kids.
When was the last time anyone met GoChiefs in person, anyway? :-)
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BigRock 10:24 PM 02-11-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
bfett81: i want to be with the beautiful people

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DaKCMan AP 07:03 AM 02-12-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Well that was fun.
That's cruel, especially since you're still fat and ugly, live at home, don't have a real job, don't have friends and have major social and behavioral issues. You shouldn't be throwing other people's deficiencies in their face.
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Fire Me Boy! 07:06 AM 02-12-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Well that was fun.
That was pretty classless. I expected more from you, especially considering you used to be 300 pounds yourself.
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Iowanian 08:15 AM 02-12-2009
The planet should track down that girl, and send her links to old gochiefs threads and photos of him when he was the human garbage bag of gravy.
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Hammock Parties 03:42 PM 02-12-2009
Look at all the white knights in this thread, standing up for someone's screen name. :-)
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Iowanian 03:49 PM 02-12-2009
Look at the douchebag, being an asshole on purpose to someone behind a screen name, who didn't do anything to deserve it.

When they catch you beating off at the Library to ewok porn, I hope they throw the book at you, a big book. I also hope about that time, you realize you've used gorilla glue for lube by accident.
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Hammock Parties 03:51 PM 02-12-2009
I am rubber you are glue.
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sedated 03:53 PM 02-12-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
bfett81: i'm trying to go on a high-fat crash diet
bfett81: to gain weight
angelnmaroon: i can tell
:-)
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Hammock Parties 04:38 PM 02-13-2009
Wow, this chick wants me to drive down and meet her. I am aroused. She was also short and into casual encounters. :evil:

Originally Posted by :
ME:i think i like you better as a brunette!

ME:suits you

A GIRL:thanks... I like it too... just wish my hair was longer

ME:that would probably be really hot...grow it out and post some photos! :)

A GIRL:I will lol...

ME:awesome!

ME:what should i do with my hair? :(

A GIRL:keep it short... you have a cute face and should show it off

ME:yeah i agree

ME:lol

ME:don't sweat the short thing...short girls are fun

ME:you can pick 'em up :)

A GIRL:oh haha I know, I like being short... I just get alot of crap from my friends about it

ME:they're jealous of your looks lol

A GIRL:oh yes... that must be it

ME:seriously...girls are so jealous

ME:i have two sisters

ME:lol you eat a lot....

ME:some people have all the luck

A GIRL:ya, girls do tend to get jelouse... and yepperz! I eat constantly

A GIRL:funny that ud say that b I'm eating chinese food right now :)


ME:lol

ME:what kind?

A GIRL:terriaki Chicken with fried rice mmmm... I love it

ME:ha...you're odd

ME:your job sounds cool

ME:you'll be on E! in 10 yrs

A GIRL:I am odd and yes I have the greatest job EVER

ME:or swimming in fish piss, who knows

A GIRL:I'll be happy either way...

A GIRL:so where is Spring tx?


ME:north houston

ME:it's out of the city so i like it

A GIRL:oh ok... well if you ever make it down to NAME OF CITY I AM NOT DISPENSING FOR FEAR OF COCKBLOCKERY let me know

ME:haha...for some flied lice?

A GIRL:?haha ok... and you call me odd?

ME:lice = rice

ME:stupid chinese accent

ME:sorry, trying too hard lol

A GIRL:lol... well i would have said 'fwide wice' thats more like how they say it lol

ME:so you're blonde now or brunette?

A GIRL:brunette, but I'm a natural blonde... when I got hired at my job they made me cut and dye it

ME:very interesting

ME:what is it you do exactly?

A GIRL:I'm a spokesmodel... basically I'm a walking billboard for the city

ME:you get hit on a lot doing that?

A GIRL:I suppose... but only by drunk guys at bars and clubs haha...

A GIRL:its hard to take that as a compliment


ME:lol...no kidding

ME:beauty is a curse!

A GIRL:you would know right?

A GIRL:you get hit on a lot too?


ME:lol well you wouldn't believe me if i told you the story...but maybe tomorrow night

A GIRL:hmmm, idk, I'm pretty gullible

A GIRL:why not tonight?


ME:tired

ME:i should be asleep already

ME:you're fun, i'll talk at ya later

A GIRL:well then go to bed and well talk more tomorrow... i should be sleeping too

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