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Hall of Classics>*****Official Chiefsplanet "I have a random thought" Thread*****
Mr. Flopnuts 03:16 PM 04-23-2009
Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.
chefsos 06:21 PM 02-23-2012
Well, I walked into the friendly neighborhood store today and was immediately confronted with this:



Someone had dropped some coins into the machine, got this thing, and wisely left it right the fuck there. Somehow it ended up on the floor though.

As I was regaining my balance I put my foot out and accidentally stepped on it 11 times. Shit happens...


R8RFAN 06:31 PM 02-23-2012
You should have put it on top of your pecker and drew a #7 on your schlong
Dr. Johnny Fever 06:54 PM 02-23-2012
Originally Posted by Gonzo:
That's not Waldo dude, that's Hitler.
Posted via Mobile Device
:-)
Rasputin 04:45 PM 02-25-2012
Woot just got my Chevy Blazer back from the dealer and them having to fix the transimission. Fucking hope this works out for me. Just happy it runs now and I can be a happy camper.

Let's go KU win this damn game!
Bugeater 06:34 PM 02-25-2012
posting on my phone fucking sucks
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Buck 08:43 PM 02-28-2012
Today was my 2nd day of work, but my first day in my office. Yesterday was an 8.5 hour orientation that took place in an auditorium.

I had 2 coworkers offer me their daughters to date.

Firstly, I am flattered that I am getting to the point where I don't look like a fat slob. It's actually pretty cool.

However, I don't want to date a coworker's daughter solely because what happens if it ends really bad? I am right in not asking for more info on either of their daughters, right?

FTR, one is 21, the other is 26. I am 26.
Buck 08:47 PM 02-28-2012
Also, here are my 2 bank accounts.

I don't get paid until March 9th at the soonest, and if I don't get a check then, I don't get paid til March 23rd....



lewdog 09:18 PM 02-28-2012
Originally Posted by Buck:
Today was my 2nd day of work, but my first day in my office. Yesterday was an 8.5 hour orientation that took place in an auditorium.

I had 2 coworkers offer me their daughters to date.

Firstly, I am flattered that I am getting to the point where I don't look like a fat slob. It's actually pretty cool.

However, I don't want to date a coworker's daughter solely because what happens if it ends really bad? I am right in not asking for more info on either of their daughters, right?

FTR, one is 21, the other is 26. I am 26.
I say you have to be there for 6+ months before I would ever inquire about dating one of their daughters and preferably the 26 year old unless you like baby sitting. Give it time though and see who these co-workers really are. You could learn a lot about their kids but getting to know them first.
Bugeater 09:20 PM 02-28-2012
Originally Posted by Buck:
Also, here are my 2 bank accounts.

I don't get paid until March 9th at the soonest, and if I don't get a check then, I don't get paid til March 23rd....


That's not good.
Bugeater 09:21 PM 02-28-2012
And good lord fuck no on the dating the co-workers' daughters.
Dr. Gigglepants 09:32 PM 02-28-2012
I had an epic dream last night. I was at some sort of NFL event, at the 50 yard line, packed house. Some NFL executive was out there with me and made an announcement for 2 players to be recognized as player of the year (or players of the year, whatever, not too sure, it was a dream!).

One was Aaron Rogers, he was right next to me, wearing a SB Championship t shirt and hoisting the Lombardi. The other player was Derrick Thomas. He came from the endzone and joined us, he was wearing his full uniform, pads, helmet and all.

In the dream I got chills, it was the most surreal moment I've ever had in a dream and I couldn't believe what was happening, then I woke up a little emotional and had a hard time going back to sleep.
lewdog 09:36 PM 02-28-2012
Originally Posted by Dr. Gigglepants:
I had an epic dream last night. I was at some sort of NFL event, at the 50 yard line, packed house. Some NFL executive was out there with me and made an announcement for 2 players to be recognized as player of the year (or players of the year, whatever, not too sure, it was a dream!).

One was Aaron Rogers, he was right next to me, wearing a SB Championship t shirt and hoisting the Lombardi. The other player was Derrick Thomas. He came from the endzone and joined us, he was wearing his full uniform, pads, helmet and all.

In the dream I got chills, it was the most surreal moment I've ever had in a dream and I couldn't believe what was happening, then I woke up a little emotional and had a hard time going back to sleep.
I too will once again be reunited with DT one day....when we fly amongst the angels in heaven together.
Dr. Gigglepants 09:39 PM 02-28-2012
Originally Posted by lewdog:
I too will once again be reunited with DT one day....when we fly amongst the angels in heaven together.
I had a damn good day at work today too.

MISS YOU DT!


Buck 10:34 PM 02-28-2012
Originally Posted by lewdog:
I say you have to be there for 6+ months before I would ever inquire about dating one of their daughters and preferably the 26 year old unless you like baby sitting. Give it time though and see who these co-workers really are. You could learn a lot about their kids but getting to know them first.
Yeah, I don't ever really plan on it.

Originally Posted by Bugeater:
That's not good.
Fuck no it's not. PM me for my address and you can send me a check.

Originally Posted by Bugeater:
And good lord fuck no on the dating the co-workers' daughters.
Yeah, I know.
R8RFAN 02:02 AM 02-29-2012

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