Heh, every gym has a ton of "screamers" and "hunter gatherers" aka ****ing equipment hogs on the same thing for two ****ing hours... "mind if I work in inbetween sets?" - "that just kinda throws me off dude".

Heh. In college there was a guy in the gym that was a mirror guy. He'd spend like 5 minutes a day looking at his calves. I really wanted to say, "they look like they did yesterday dude."

:-)

or, "Hey man...I notice a huge difference. what are you raising? 220? 225?"

I think it should be mandatory at the YMCA whirl pool in the mens locker room for guys to wear swim trunks. Never fails a 75yo uncircumsized naked man gets in the water while you are still in it. FN GROSS!!! I don't want to see that wrinkly junk I don't want to see no mans junk!

I think you've mistaken the YMCA for a gay bath house...

Just trying to look out for you buddy. We've all been there....

:-) Yup.

That's why there's enough chlorine to kill you.

this guy always cracks me up with his delivery.
But, regarding locker rooms....

6:00

Oldie but goodie -

How many bodybuilders does it take to change a light bulb?


















Ten. One to change the bulb, nine to stand around shouting "Getting fucking HUGE, man!!!"

Finally an honest doctor...

I feel for you northerners right now, this is how I imagine your workday starts.

Gallon of water guy still baffles me. Fortunately, I haven't seen him outside of Pittsburg, KS.