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Hall of Classics>*****Official Chiefsplanet "I have a random thought" Thread*****
Mr. Flopnuts 03:16 PM 04-23-2009
Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.
Sofa King 01:37 PM 10-14-2011
Originally Posted by luv:
This is argumentative. I have to try to persuade you or convince you of my point of view. I could try to convince that teacher that she should sleep with me, but she's a woman and she's old.
She's old...... or she TOO old?

Big difference.
luv 01:38 PM 10-14-2011
Originally Posted by Sofa King:
She's old...... or she TOO old?

Big difference.
The fact that she's a woman was enough for me to not want to do it.
luv 08:31 AM 10-17-2011
WOOHOO!!! I finally finished shopping for dad's birthday. I ended up getting him an Ozzie Smith plaque and a Chiefs helmet history felt pennant for his man cave, a couple of new metal license plate borders (holders, protectors, whatever they're called) since his old plastic ones are way faded, and the Chiefs safari hat (which is the only thing he knows about).

Also got him a couple of buttons (one lights up) about being 60 and being old, along with a big beaded necklace, to wear to work Saturday. For the party, I just went with a couple of turning 60 centerpieces and a 4 ft long inflatable cane that says something about beating you if you tease him about his age.
JD10367 10:04 AM 10-17-2011
3.5-hour flight delay. Yippie-ki-fucking-a.
luv 08:43 AM 10-19-2011
Finally started my paper whose rough draft is due tonight. :-)

I'm writing about the smoking ban that passed in Springfield, and that it's had a negative effect on the city as written. I figure I will write it in a way that makes people think that I'm a smoker, and then deliver the blow in the conclusion that I feel this way as a non-smoker.
DaKCMan AP 10:33 AM 10-19-2011
Originally Posted by luv:
Finally started my paper whose rough draft is due tonight. :-)

I'm writing about the smoking ban that passed in Springfield, and that it's had a negative effect on the city as written. I figure I will write it in a way that makes people think that I'm a smoker, and then deliver the blow in the conclusion that I feel this way as a non-smoker.
You'll have to be pretty convincing. Your conclusion twist wont have much weight if the rest of your arguments are light.
loochy 11:02 AM 10-19-2011
Billie Jean is not my lover
she's just a girl
and she claims that I am the one
but the kid is not my son
4th and Long 11:04 AM 10-19-2011
Originally Posted by loochy:
Billie Jean is not my lover
she's just a girl
and she says that I am the one
but the kid is not my son
Take this and shut up.

loochy 11:06 AM 10-19-2011
Paula Deen is not my mother
she's just a cook
who claims that I ate a ton
but I'm not even done
Okie_Apparition 11:35 AM 10-20-2011
I can tap the fingers on my right hand from right to left with ease
and the fingers on my left hand from left to right with ease
but have problem doing the opposite on either hand
I can only deduct that I've been abducted by aliens & given a double hand transplant
luv 09:24 PM 10-22-2011
Dad's surprise party was a huge success!
Pioli Zombie 05:25 AM 10-23-2011
Chinky chinky Chinaman, floating down the deleware,chewing on his underwear,couldn't find another pair..
Bowlbound nextyear 10:22 AM 10-23-2011
Knowledge of you limitations is some of the best information you can have.
luv 10:28 AM 10-23-2011
Originally Posted by Bowlbound nextyear:
Knowledge of you limitations is some of the best information you can have.
So is proper use of "your."
bevischief 09:06 AM 10-24-2011
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...51449&page=444
"Man I can't stop farting" is on the 2nd page of Google results with a link to the mod abuse thread.
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