Originally Posted by Claythan:
Oh yeah. I might throw them $50, first. Expensive, but could be worth it. I have several messages from horny MILFs already. Including one that's in my neighborhood, apparently. She just sent me a key to her "private
showcase."
These bitches are too far away. Don't know why they messaged me. Can't read it until I fork over ze monay.
They got you right where they want you. They set up fake profiles and send you tons of messages. Once you pay the girls stop talking and the messages stop coming. I hope you haven't already paid them. [Reply]
Originally Posted by 88TG88:
They got you right where they want you. They set up fake profiles and send you tons of messages. Once you pay the girls stop talking and the messages stop coming. I hope you haven't already paid them.
Nope.
Probably not going to now. But I KNOW AFF is legit. Most of the other sites are not. [Reply]
Let's go back to square one, what is the 1st thing that comes to mind when you approach to talk to a girl? It's probably ohh shit, I have no fucking clue what to say. I hope I don't mess this shit up.
I'll tell you this most girls are thinking WTF does this guy want, I hope he isn't a desperate douche. Use that to your advantage and make fun of the situation, or act like a cocky comedian who's gimmick is I'm the baddest motherfucker on earth in a light hearted way. [Reply]
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thought id toss a joke your way before i left for the holidays
a duck walks into a bar, the bartender says "Hey dude whats your name and how you doin today?" the duck says, "I'm Lewey, Im doing good been in and out of puddles all day, what more could a duck as for!"
another duck walks in the bartender askes "Hey dude what's your name and how you doin today?" the duck says, "I'm Duey, Im doing good been in and out of puddles all day, what more could a duck as for!"
the bartender questions, "Hey, what's your name and how you doin today?" the duck says in such a cute voice, "Hi, Im Puddles"
