You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs". If its one vote or 100, this vote is final. One poster has more than votes than the other two posters, we have a winner.
This poll will close on Thrusday at 12:44 pm and a winner declared. In the event of a tie, we will have another playoff poll between the posters that are tied at the end of this round.
No write-in votes, no other options in the poll.
All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. All pledged bribes and graft in the previous rounds of voting is not valid for this thread. All graft and bribes must be new to this thread. Previous promises of graft can be promised again here, but the prmoisee will no longer be obligated to previous bribes and graft.
Known bribes:
BossChief:
If BossChief wins he will provide $75 worth of beer at the next planet bash...if BossChief ends up doubling the second place votes, an additional $50 of burnt ends will be given to the planet bash.
If you refer a voter and they vote for BossChief you get $100K in casino cash.
BossChief is offering $350,000 in casino cash for every vote.
Skip Towne will positive rep any voter who votes for BossChief
Raised on Riots:
Every ROR vote gets $25,000 CS and 1 rep from Gonzo and $400,000 CS and 1 rep from Pestilence.
Phobia is offering $1.5 million in casino cash for every vote for Raised on Riots.
Mr. Flopnuts is paying $150K for the next 5 votes. posted 11:50 central time
Phobia will add a rep to future voters of RoR a mighty whack of the 14,345 rep stick.
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
DCS was in the 2008 poll and got 19 votes. But since that poll and King of the n00b crown was never awarded and he admits to being the same person, I'm on the fence about disqualification. A mod did let him back in knowing who is really was. What say you Planet?
It's a moot point if Bosschief wins.
Let it play out. Boss probably has this locked up. Let's address it if it becomes a necessity. That's my opinion. [Reply]
BTW, I thought everyone knew who he was. I mentioned his previous incarnation in my endorsement speech for him. He's a good guy. He just came in with intraweb guns blazing and learned a few lessons. We've ALL been there. [Reply]
If ROR is inelgible for the King of the N00bs title b/c he came back under a different name, then I guess I'm glad I didn't start my bribery campaign. I was going to offer up a revealing pic of myself to be chosen and posted by Gonzo if ROR won.
Originally Posted by Lumpy:
If ROR is inelgible for the King of the N00bs title b/c he came back under a different name, then I guess I'm glad I didn't start my bribery campaign. I was going to offer up a revealing pic of myself to be chosen and posted by Gonzo if ROR won.
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
DCS was in the 2008 poll and got 19 votes. But since that poll and King of the n00b crown was never awarded and he admits to being the same person, I'm on the fence about disqualification. A mod did let him back in knowing who is really was. What say you Planet?
It's a moot point if Bosschief wins.
He got 19 votes as DCS?!?!? Damn, this place is f***ed up sometimes... [Reply]
Originally Posted by Lumpy:
If ROR is inelgible for the King of the N00bs title b/c he came back under a different name, then I guess I'm glad I didn't start my bribery campaign. I was going to offer up a revealing pic of myself to be chosen and posted by Gonzo if ROR won.
Originally Posted by Lumpy:
If ROR is inelgible for the King of the N00bs title b/c he came back under a different name, then I guess I'm glad I didn't start my bribery campaign. I was going to offer up a revealing pic of myself to be chosen and posted by Gonzo if ROR won.
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
GODDAMMIT BRC!!!!
The academy is calling an emergency meeting of the board of directors to decide on how to make Lumpy's promise a reality. See you in the boardroom in 10 mintues. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Lumpy:
If ROR is inelgible for the King of the N00bs title b/c he came back under a different name, then I guess I'm glad I didn't start my bribery campaign. I was going to offer up a revealing pic of myself to be chosen and posted by Gonzo if ROR won.
All BRC was saying was that RoR COULD be ineligible, but ultimately it's up to the Planet to decide.... and we're deciding that it's fine for him to run, and his victory would be legit.
But, he's 8 votes behind, so as you were saying... [Reply]
Originally Posted by Bearcat:
All BRC was saying was that RoR COULD be ineligible, but ultimately it's up to the Planet to decide.... and we're deciding that it's fine for him to run, and his victory would be legit.
But, he's 8 votes behind, so as you were saying...
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
The academy is calling an emergency meeting of the board of directors to decide on how to make Lumpy's promise a reality. See you in the boardroom in 10 mintues.
