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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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boogblaster 11:13 PM 10-20-2008
She wants me ...
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BWillie 11:58 PM 10-20-2008
You guys are honestly bragging about the babes you are typing text to via plentyoffish? Oh come on, you have to have sexual relations with them first for them to count.
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Goapics1 12:48 PM 10-21-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
What doth thou think of this fine cyber vixen? She addeth me to her yahoo list.



How should I broacheth the subject of conversation with her?
Not bad Goatsie. Not bad at all. You go boy!
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bogey 12:51 PM 10-21-2008
Originally Posted by apics1:
Not bad Goatsie. Not bad at all. You go boy!

Tell her your favorite color is blue.
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Fire Me Boy! 02:08 PM 10-21-2008
Go for it!
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Hammock Parties 12:54 AM 10-25-2008
LOL well this was fun. I wish she was white.





Originally Posted by :
hello young jedi
[1:14:34 am]CW81:hi there
[1:15:02 am]MsObama:hello
[1:15:49 am]MsObama:young jedi
[1:15:54 am]CW81:lol
[1:15:57 am]MsObama:dark side got u
[1:15:59 am]CW81:what's with the SW reference?
[1:16:14 am]MsObama:love it
[1:16:21 am]CW81:that's cool
[1:18:25 am]CW81:so you like white boys, eh?
[1:18:57 am]MsObama:sure
[1:19:08 am]CW81:you votin' for obama?
[1:19:15 am]MsObama:yessssssssssss
[1:19:31 am]CW81:i'd vote if it counted...but i can't stand mccain
[1:19:59 am]CW81:he'll take texas easy
[1:20:30 am]MsObama:yes
[1:22:16 am]CW81:you hear about all that BS mccain and palin pulled yesterday?
[1:22:20 am]CW81:about "fake americans?"
[1:22:50 am]MsObama:political sexxy
[1:23:14 am]CW81:lol
[1:23:30 am]CW81:mccain is the elitist of the elite...
[1:23:31 am]CW81:but anyway
[1:23:35 am]CW81:you got any more pics, brown suga?
[1:23:55 am]MsObama:you have to take a deep breath make love not ware my little assasin
[1:24:04 am]MsObama:how ethnic
[1:24:45 am]CW81:i love ladies of every race color and creed
[1:24:59 am]MsObama:well bring it all to me
[1:26:00 am]CW81:no more pics?
[1:26:17 am]MsObama:yes but only if your the one
[1:26:48 am]CW81:i might be
[1:27:15 am]MsObama:who are you mystery man
[1:27:45 am]CW81:you can call me clay
[1:28:13 am]MsObama:molding perfect man alert
[1:29:25 am]CW81:show me your pics, hun
[1:30:41 am]MsObama:slick one you are
[1:30:50 am]MsObama:yoda of suduction
[1:32:09 am]CW81:i just want to see the goods, honey
[1:32:43 am]MsObama:the goods notmuch a breast and apple ass
[1:33:04 am]MsObama:bow leggs 5 1 110 pounds thats waht you get
[1:33:13 am]CW81:i love short girls....
[1:33:39 am]MsObama:if you where here I would
[1:33:47 am]MsObama:just look at you
[1:33:49 am]MsObama:lol
[1:34:43 am]CW81:so what are you doing tomorrow?
[1:34:59 am]MsObama:just lttle old me and nothing feed the ducks
[1:35:24 am]MsObama:you ontop of some girl and a video camera
[1:35:37 am]CW81:lol i wish
[1:35:59 am]MsObama:you got it
[1:36:06 am]MsObama:haunted house
[1:36:14 am]CW81:haunted house? what? lol
[1:36:41 am]MsObama:that is what I am gonna do or movies why not
[1:37:23 am]CW81:movies suck
[1:37:26 am]CW81:haunted house sounds fun
[1:37:31 am]MsObama:says you
[1:37:44 am]CW81:lol well depends if you want to watch the movie or mess around in the dark....
[1:37:49 am]MsObama:me you and a hauted house then
[1:38:24 am]CW81:sounds good
[1:38:29 am]CW81:got one in mind?
[1:38:41 am]MsObama:no u choose
[1:38:51 am]MsObama:lets see if you man enough
[1:38:55 am]CW81:LOL
[1:38:57 am]CW81:i don't have a clue
[1:39:04 am]CW81:where you at
[1:39:25 am]MsObama:South west Mo city babe
[1:40:27 am]CW81:well, i'd love to meet up but you're 60 miles away
[1:40:41 am]MsObama:where are you
[1:40:56 am]CW81:spring
[1:41:12 am]MsObama:not 60 miles 45 mins
[1:44:17 am]MsObama:so you game
[1:44:52 am]CW81:long way to drive just for a haunted house
[1:45:11 am]MsObama:well meethang out mutual half way
[1:46:21 am]CW81:you know any places?
[1:46:37 am]MsObama:what do u suggested
[1:49:43 am]MsObama:come one go for it not regrets


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Hammock Parties 07:12 PM 10-25-2008
Amazing how chicks don't think I'm a virgin. What do I have to do to convince them?

Originally Posted by :
..what?
[8:06:53 pm]CW81:haha, it was a fairly straightforward question!
[8:07:04 pm]CW81:you're cute :-)
[8:07:31 pm]NETWHORE:what are u doing tonight?
[8:07:46 pm]CW81:you, hopefully lol
[8:08:00 pm]NETWHORE:eh sorry i dont sleep around
[8:08:08 pm]CW81:that's OK
[8:08:10 pm]NETWHORE:i only sleep with guys ive been dating ahile
[8:08:16 pm]CW81:respectable
[8:08:30 pm]CW81:i don't sleep with guys, period
[8:08:31 pm]NETWHORE:thanks im not fond of STDs
[8:08:39 pm]CW81:lol actually
[8:08:42 pm]CW81:im a virgin... )
[8:09:08 pm]NETWHORE:hahahaha yea right
[8:09:14 pm]NETWHORE:but anyways i have to go get ready
[8:09:16 pm]NETWHORE:bye
[8:09:16 pm]CW81:im serious
[8:09:22 pm]CW81:alright, have fun

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DeezNutz 08:09 PM 10-25-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
LOL well this was fun. I wish she was white.



What does it matter? Bit tough to tell with these pics, but she looks promising...
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Hammock Parties 08:18 PM 10-25-2008
Dude, I just can't get it up for black chicks. Unless they look like Halle Berry. Basically I'm sexually racist.
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Thig Lyfe 08:21 PM 10-25-2008
C'MON MAN TAP DAT
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Hammock Parties 11:00 PM 10-25-2008
What the fuck is this creature?

Originally Posted by :

i'm not all hot and shit i'm just horny and you're horny so why not....

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boogblaster 11:05 PM 10-25-2008
Get her sister and be all a oreo can be ...
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Hammock Parties 04:30 PM 11-22-2008
I want to fuck the shit out of this girl:












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kstater 04:37 PM 11-22-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I want to fuck the shit out of this girl:
1. She's likely easy.

2. She'll tear you up.

3. No chance you could keep up with her.
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Ebolapox 04:44 PM 11-22-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I want to fuck the shit out of this girl:
heh...

'I wouldn't touch her with the torch of gondor'
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