Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog:
Quit going to Independence Avenue bruh
I don't pay for it like you do.
My wife and I went to the boat and she wanted to get a little frisky on the way home and we couldn't do anything while at my mother's house. So I got some road head. Yay for me. [Reply]
Originally Posted by KC native:
I don't pay for it like you do.
My wife and I went to the boat and she wanted to get a little frisky on the way home and we couldn't do anything while at my mother's house. So I got some road head. Yay for me.
Truth be told, I'd give up head forever for just one more chance at a true love... when you love a girl enough, head is great, but the ultimate satisfaction comes from having someone in your life that gets your fart jokes and idiosyncracies, someone that knows your every move in bed and is there every night anyway.
I'd give up head for that, yes I would.
The older I get, the more important availability, consistency and familiarity is... playing the field is so hit and miss, so full of meaningless relationships and lonely nights, the guys in their 20's and 30's can have that shit. [Reply]
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.” [Reply]