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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Buck 03:30 PM 10-07-2008
Damnit

I need some Baby Powder
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Hammock Parties 10:41 PM 10-14-2008
My asian mommy is back at it. Hold up.
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Hammock Parties 10:46 PM 10-14-2008
meluvulongtime : hey
Clay: Yo
meluvulongtime: wat up
Clay: you recovered from the storm yet?
meluvulongtime: almost they finally covered my hole but havent repaired all the way still havent changle my carpet
meluvulongtime: hey
Clay: evenin
Clay: so when are we getting together for some good times?
meluvulongtime: i dont right now when but for sure eventually
Clay: cool, im anticipating it
Clay :how's your kid?
meluvulongtime : he is good he is asleep
Clay: what happened to his grandmother? is she coming back?
meluvulongtime: what do you mean
Clay: remember our initial meeting was put on hold because she showed up?
meluvulongtime: oh yea she is coming to visit halloween
Clay: she taking the kid?
meluvulongtime: no
meluvulongtime : the otha one is kinda outa da pix
Clay: the other one what?
meluvulongtime: gma
Clay: i see
Meluvulongtime: the baby daddy wants to make my life difficult
Clay: yeah? how so
meluvulongtime: well i have been doin all this by myself for six months cuz he has been in jail
meluvulongtime: once he gets out he thinks he knows it all
Clay: how old is he?
meluvulongtime: he thinks he calls the shots and the truth is i do
meluvulongtime: not him
meluvulongtime: because i dont wana get back together with him he wants to make it even harder on me
meluvulongtime: 24
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Sure-Oz 10:48 PM 10-14-2008
:-)

Triple Bag and pull out
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boogblaster 10:49 PM 10-14-2008
Remember GoHungLo that asian has slit wrong way ...
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Coach 10:50 PM 10-14-2008
While it's nice about your cute asian mommy, I'd be a bit concerned about the clown that was in jail, especially if he "believes" that you are porkin his "girlfriend" per-se'.
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DaKCMan AP 06:19 AM 10-15-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
meluvulongtime: almost they finally covered my hole but havent repaired all the way still havent changle my carpet
innuendo?
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Goapics1 07:07 AM 10-15-2008
Boy, this thread is painful to read.
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Hammock Parties 08:34 PM 10-17-2008
Hmmmm.




Originally Posted by :
Liza, 35

Hi.. my name is Liza .. i'm a single mom.. i'm a cowgirl who LOVES to dance.. but i dance to it all.. play pool.. i enjoy the outdoors but love the indoors.. i love riding on back of a motorcyle.. I'm moving to Bellville soon, but I work in Katy..

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luv 08:39 PM 10-17-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Hmmmm.



She can wrap her mouth over the opening of a beer bottle. Impressive.
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Hammock Parties 08:47 PM 10-17-2008
We chattin'
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Ebolapox 09:02 PM 10-17-2008
Originally Posted by Coach:
"girlfriend" per-se'.
and I don't mean to call it per-se, but it could be with-sack.

I'm bob sack-it, HELLO!
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Ebolapox 09:02 PM 10-17-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
We chattin'
my gynecologist said that clitoris is GIGANTIC.
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Hammock Parties 09:05 PM 10-17-2008
I sense...potential...

Originally Posted by :
MILF: hey clay
Clay: hi liza!
Clay: nice name
MILF: well thanks..
Clay: don't run into too many lizas
MILF: it's pronounced like lisa.. but spelled liza
Clay: even cooler
MILF: lol.. thanks.. i cant take the credit.. my friends did that to me a loooong time ago..
Clay: so what are you doing going after sweet young guys like me, anyway?
MILF: not going after anyone dearest...
MILF: some how its hard to believe you are innocent.. lolol
Clay: i swear it's all true
Clay: completely
Clay: and totally
Clay: the big V
MILF: oh wow.. well congrats..
Clay: lol it's not a positive but thanks
Clay: you got any more pics?
MILF: not here.. im at my ex sis-n-laws
Clay: cool...well i would love to see some more of you
Clay: especially a bigger version of your second pic on hotornot...looks great
MILF: i bet.. hehehe
MILF: well i have to warn ya. i have 15 tats..
Clay: where?
MILF: from shoulders to mid-thigh
Clay: just as long as you're not a human mural
Clay: i think tats are pretty hot, though
MILF: no not a mural.. but all mine to have meanings behind them.. and i do have 3 large pieces.
Clay: and they are?
MILF: easter lillies across my back, shoulder to shoulder and half way down my back
MILF: under water scene of a dolphin & seal on my left leg
MILF: a mother & baby snow leopard on my right leg/buttock
Clay: creative
Clay: did they hurt?
MILF: some.. mostly fell asleep...
Clay: so you're a mom i take it?
MILF: yep.. my son is 16yrs. & a JR in HS
Clay: wow...i bet all his friends can't believe how hot his mom is...
MILF: yeah.. i've been called the MILF
Clay: heh
Clay: by his friends? lol
MILF: yep
Clay: so whereabouts in houston are you?
MILF: im actually in needville
Clay: did the hurricane hit there?
MILF: somewhat... alot of wind damage
Clay: im in north houston...spring...so we were OK
MILF: thats good..
Clay: anyway I gotta go...but I would love to see some more pictures...so send me a message on hotornot when you get home
MILF: okey dokey sweetie..

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KcMizzou 09:08 PM 10-17-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I sense...potential...
If you don't whip out your robe and wizard hat, I'm not reading all that.
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