You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs". If its one vote or 100, this vote is final. One poster has more than votes than the other two posters, we have a winner.
This poll will close on Thrusday at 12:44 pm and a winner declared. In the event of a tie, we will have another playoff poll between the posters that are tied at the end of this round.
No write-in votes, no other options in the poll.
All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. All pledged bribes and graft in the previous rounds of voting is not valid for this thread. All graft and bribes must be new to this thread. Previous promises of graft can be promised again here, but the prmoisee will no longer be obligated to previous bribes and graft.
Known bribes:
BossChief:
If BossChief wins he will provide $75 worth of beer at the next planet bash...if BossChief ends up doubling the second place votes, an additional $50 of burnt ends will be given to the planet bash.
If you refer a voter and they vote for BossChief you get $100K in casino cash.
BossChief is offering $350,000 in casino cash for every vote.
Skip Towne will positive rep any voter who votes for BossChief
Raised on Riots:
Every ROR vote gets $25,000 CS and 1 rep from Gonzo and $400,000 CS and 1 rep from Pestilence.
Phobia is offering $1.5 million in casino cash for every vote for Raised on Riots.
Mr. Flopnuts is paying $150K for the next 5 votes. posted 11:50 central time
Phobia will add a rep to future voters of RoR a mighty whack of the 14,345 rep stick.
Originally Posted by Laz:
If ROR wins i will not be posting any girlie related pics/gifs/vids/requests any time soon.
i'm not sure how long the sexy boycott will last but the more votes ROR gets the longer it will go on.
Heh. If you had only agreed to remove the tin-foil hat and stop with the ridiculous conspiracy theories....
Look, I don't like RoR any more than the next guy but n00b of the year is virtually meaningless and I'm having fun splashing in the kiddy pool. [Reply]
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
This is bullshit. Don't let BossChief win. He is an arrogant Coalition transplant. I don't even think he knows what it is to be banned. ROR went through that and came out golden.
if you were a man, you would meet me half way somewhere so I could kick your ass and post it on youtube in real time for the planet after such a hateful comment you nutless ****! LOL
The people have spoken. If I could choose, it would be a lot closer, ROR deserves that and more after his perseverance through such a rough start over here, AFTER BEING A COALITION TRANSPLANT...big deal. Me and him used to chat everyday over there and I defended him over there when the idiots tried to pile on for stupid reasons. He has actually been one of the true friends I have had on the boards for quite some time now.
He probably should have won the title last year, but I cant fix that either or I would.
Go look and see how much I post over there nowadays maybe one post every other day...I wish I knew about this place long ago, I like it and its my home board now and has been for quite awhile now.
Originally Posted by Laz:
didn't ROR get perma banned under his last name of Darth Carl Satan?
so now he gets rewarded for creating another account and coming back.
don't think so
huh? whats this? Raised on Riot is Death Carl Satan? Is this true? If so thats a disqualification for King of the n00bs title. How do you know this? [Reply]
