Roses are dead
Violets are too
On the web Cave got head
In real life, a sock filled with goo
Even after he got outed
A lot of bullshit he still spouted
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How the fuck did I miss this gem.
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I missed it to but just read the whole thing absolutely amazing. This is the type of stuff we need during the off-season
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Cave and his girlfriend in present day


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She sure did pick up a nice tan in Belize
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This thread is the gift that keeps on giving.
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Where will Cave the creator claim to be this NYE?

Maybe Ibiza with Elizabeth Hurley. Easy to find her photos online. :-)
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I think he’s supposed to go to Greece next. Probably gonna take the feedback from this board to better cover his tracks next time.
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Greece now off the table.

It’ll be too cold in October and the gf is doing a CO yoga retreat with her bi-curious bestie.

Needless to say, I’d be cool with a hall pass if they FaceTime me.
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Will you be getting foot massages from dolphins and being waited on hand and flipper by aliens for your down time?
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This is just getting sadder and sadder.
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You truly are one outstanding citizen. "I'm cool with watching online, a little spank n' crank before I go to bed alone..."
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First truthful thing hes said in the thread, to be fair.
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Lmao, ok, Cave.
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