The big anti-hijack thread.....
Talk about anything, but if this works than we don't have to keep looking around all the threads to see who is still on tonight, and every night, or even every day! Talk about the chiefs, talk about tomorrow, talk about football, politics or even how to do flooring and the applicable budget. What you're drinking, how hard it is to sleep, etc. Every thing is acceptable in this thread.....
Originally Posted by 'Hummus' Jenkins:
Time for some real sick shit:
One time this chick was giving me a blowjob. My dick hit the back of her throat, initiated a gag reflex, and she puked Taco Bell and beer all over my stomach. It was not balla.
Originally Posted by 'Hummus' Jenkins:
Time for some real sick shit:
One time this chick was giving me a blowjob. My dick hit the back of her throat, initiated a gag reflex, and she puked Taco Bell and beer all over my stomach. It was not balla.
Moral of the story: Never have a chick with weak gag reflexes give you a bj.
Originally Posted by 'Hummus' Jenkins:
Bingo. And never push her head down either.
You'd been watching those gag porns and wanted to give it a try eh? Do you enjoy the noises and when there's sweat and tears running down the womens faces?
Who gets into that.......that's what I wanna know those disturb me.
Originally Posted by 'Hummus' Jenkins:
Time for some real sick shit:
One time this chick was giving me a blowjob. My dick hit the back of her throat, initiated a gag reflex, and she puked Taco Bell and beer all over my stomach. It was not balla.
That happened to me once.
You know that feeling you get after you masturbate where you just hate yourself? Youre like, "look at me, I'm such a ****in pervert" (maybe everyone doesn't get that, I know I do")
It was like, ten times worse.. I just let the chick keep going until I finished, then laid there for like five minutes thinking "i'm the most disgusting and vile human being on the planet. i can't believe i just did this. i want to kill myself" as her vomit ran down onto her carpet.
