Chiefs Major Update on Tyreek Hill [old thread, don't freak out] - Page 22

Today at 3:00, Steve will be holding a press conference regarding the criminal investigation involving Tyreek Hill and Crystal Espinal. This will be held in our 4th floor conference room.
— Johnson County KS DA (@JohnsonCoDA) April 24, 2019

From @NFLTotalAccess: The latest on #Chiefs WR Tyreek Hill... pic.twitter.com/5xEpODrhuf
— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) April 25, 2019

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
This is a pretty bush league move. Not letting the autistic kid score?

@Chiefs when are you cutting Tyreek Hill?? This past Super Bowl he was “Coach” in a “Flag Football” game and My 10yr old Autistic son was playing and Caught a pass from Kurt Warner and for no good Reason Tyreek ran down and “Tackled” him from behind. Real Classy pic.twitter.com/Fok3T7Nu3L
— Mike Bellina (@mbellina9) April 19, 2019

Nice. The rest of those players actually looked like Chiefs defenders. Perhaps Reek should play both ways?
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Originally Posted by Superturtle:
Please don't quote me or respond to me, you creepy weirdo.

Who let that thing out of it's cage?
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stocks for the new bacon flavored dental drill bits are sinking fast.
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Originally Posted by DRM08:
Maybe Chiefs knew exactly what was about to happen with Tyreek and made the Frank Clark contract decision based on the incoming Tyreek news.

I gotta believe its this.
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Guy went to the dentist with a toothache, dentist says it will have to be pulled. Dentist reaches for anesthetic, patient says he hates needles and can't do a shot.

Dentist says ok, maybe some gas will help. Pt says he can't wear the gas mask cause he's claustrophobic.

Dentist says ok and hands the guy two little blue pills. Pt asks what the pill are, dentist says "Viagra".

Pt asks "doc, why do I need Viagra".

Dentist says "cause this is gonna hurt like hell and you'll need something to hold on to".
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Please exonerate him and then let's kill this draft and go wreck shit with our 23 year old MVP!!
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Originally Posted by SAUTO:
Holy ****.

Be honest you had a couple drinks at lunch and just got crazy. But props on getting him to believe it was his fault.

Ha, no.
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Originally Posted by O.city:
2:30

Toothurty. :-)

What time does Sean Connery like to arrive at Wimbledon?
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Originally Posted by O.city:
2:30

Toothurty. :-)

Man, that was funny. I want that told at my funeral.
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Originally Posted by O.city:
Ha, no.

:-) I know how you roll.
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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla:
Nice. The rest of those players actually looked like Chiefs defenders. Perhaps Reek should play both ways?

Tyreek comes through in the clutch. The autistic kid doesn't. That's how the game is played.
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Originally Posted by O.city:
Shit, sowing up a tongue sucks. I'd never wanna have to do that because I was pissed.

That would hurt sew bad!
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Originally Posted by SAUTO:
Bye

See? Good news already :-)
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Originally Posted by crispystl420:
What time does Sean Connery like to arrive at Wimbledon?

~10
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Originally Posted by O.city:
Also pro tip for you guys.

When at the dentist and he's spinning a carbide drill at 40k RPM, don't lick it.

I spent yesterday sowing up this guys tongue after he licked the drill.

You planted seeds in his tongue?
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