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Buck 01:35 AM 11-01-2008
OMG I just spilled my guts to my mom....Im so fucked up ritght now. Like 20 Drinks 2night... I went to a gay bar.


My girls stormed off like she was pissed off...I didn't even do anything to her. I dont know whats going on. Late, Matt
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Demonpenz 04:25 PM 11-03-2008
Originally Posted by FAX:
I can see that you are not taking my offer seriously, Mr. BuckinKaeding. Honestly, I can write excellent love poems and stuff. I can compare her breasts with ripe pomegranates and her nose to a soothing rainbow after an horrific storm and things like that.

Think about it, anyway. It worked for Cyrano's buddy.

FAX
Your eyes are like brown circles with black dots in the middle
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Buck 04:25 PM 11-03-2008
Originally Posted by FAX:
I can see that you are not taking my offer seriously, Mr. BuckinKaeding. Honestly, I can write excellent love poems and stuff. I can compare her breasts with ripe pomegranates and her nose to a soothing rainbow after an horrific storm and things like that.

Think about it, anyway. It worked for Cyrano's buddy.

FAX
Lol, thats funny...Thanks for cheering me up.
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FAX 04:29 PM 11-03-2008
Originally Posted by Demonpenz:
Your eyes are like brown circles with black dots in the middle
Oooh. That's excellent, Mr. Demonpenz. I see you also have a knack for this sort of thing. Do you mind if I use it?

How about this one? Your mouth is like a slit near the bottom of your face with fleshy edges.

FAX
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RJ 04:32 PM 11-03-2008
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding:
Yeah, I was a drunk asshole...

Things had been a little rocky before hand though.

When I first hung out w/ this chick I thought she may be the one, weird to see how things can change so quickly...

Is she one of the two women you were hoping to have a threesome with?
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Buck 04:40 PM 11-03-2008
Originally Posted by RJ:
Is she one of the two women you were hoping to have a threesome with?
Yes, but that was before I started going out with her.
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RJ 05:08 PM 11-03-2008
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding:
Yes, but that was before I started going out with her.


Well, maybe now that you broke up you can take another shot at the threesome.
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Buck 05:11 PM 11-03-2008
Originally Posted by RJ:
Well, maybe now that you broke up you can take another shot at the threesome.
I dont think so.

The hard part is going to try and remain friends. We were friends before hand, so I don't want anything to be bitter...
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RJ 05:37 PM 11-03-2008
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding:
I dont think so.

The hard part is going to try and remain friends. We were friends before hand, so I don't want anything to be bitter...

Yeah, that was a joke.

Sort of like the old "then I guess a blow job's out of the question" line.
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Buck 05:41 PM 11-03-2008
Originally Posted by RJ:
Yeah, that was a joke.

Sort of like the old "then I guess a blow job's out of the question" line.
I see...

Everytime I've dated a chick, it just turned out shitty.

I'm gonna stay single for a while, maybe I'll just start dating dudes.
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RJ 05:45 PM 11-03-2008
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding:
I see...

Everytime I've dated a chick, it just turned out shitty.

I'm gonna stay single for a while, maybe I'll just start dating dudes.


Well, the good news is that now you know a place to meet eligible men.
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Valiant 06:05 PM 11-03-2008
Wow.. All I did Halloween was get so drunk at Power and Light that I don't remember most of the night.. Got home somehow.. Don't even remember throwing up, but somehow managed to make it to the bathroom to do it..
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FAX 06:15 PM 11-03-2008
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding:
I see...

Everytime I've dated a chick, it just turned out shitty.

I'm gonna stay single for a while, maybe I'll just start dating dudes.
I think this might be for the best, Mr. BuckinKaeding. Give it a shot. But, do not attempt to talk me into writing love poems to your dude dates ... "Your pecker is like unto the leaning tower of Pisa from which I drop various sized stones in order to test the theory of gravity ..."

I'm just not cut out for that.

FAX
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FAX 06:18 PM 11-03-2008
Originally Posted by Valiant:
Wow.. All I did Halloween was get so drunk at Power and Light that I don't remember most of the night.. Got home somehow.. Don't even remember throwing up, but somehow managed to make it to the bathroom to do it..
Those were the days.

I can't clearly remember the last time I got so drunk I threw up. As I recall, it wasn't much fun, though. Poisoning yourself with alcohol to the point you have to regurgitate, is not particularly enjoyable.

As I remember it, the worst part about getting that drunk is trying to sleep when your bed is moving like a boat in rough seas. I would have to put one leg out and my foot on the floor in order to try and make it stop. I don't miss that one bit.

FAX
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luv 06:45 PM 11-03-2008
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding:
I see...

Everytime I've dated a chick, it just turned out shitty.

I'm gonna stay single for a while, maybe I'll just start dating dudes.
They're no walk in the park, either.
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Iowanian 06:47 PM 11-03-2008
Originally Posted by RJ:
Well, maybe now that you broke up you can take another shot at the threesome.

She probably found a guy who was down with actually doing it.
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