It fucking sucked ass.
[Reply]

big plot hole



[Reply]

That's not a plot hole. That only applies to the dinosaurs in the original Jurassic Park.
[Reply]

Well, Lost World and JP3 were both kind of disappointing.

I went in not expecting much and was pleasantly surprised. It was better than Jurassic World.

I laughed, I cried, I felt like a kid playing with dinosaur toys. I got my money's worth.

Also, I fucking love how Henry Wu's character is basically fucking invincible. He's been fucking with dinosaurs for 20 years in this universe and gets out alive every time :-)

Another thing that fucking ruled:


[Reply]

There's also a really great Hillary Clinton joke.
[Reply]

Also there were some great kills in this film. I love that the last two films have basically treated the original T-Rex like an action hero and given her badass crowd-pleasing kills.

You go girl!
[Reply]

The Big bitch is included, thus it goes along with the others considering who's spearheading it.


[Reply]

Well how do you know they weren't feeding them lysine in that fucking goat, huh? HUH?

Fucker.

There is a great, great, great, funny, hilarious, fucking funny as shit scene with Chris Pratt and lava.
[Reply]

Dude, you're flailing, they fucked up that element


[Reply]

who gives a shit. god you're a pedantic fuck sometimes. life finds a way cocksucker, remember?
[Reply]

LOL, I'm correct and you have blinders on similar to Star Wars
[Reply]

No, I don't.

No one gives a shit about a throwaway line from the first movie.

JW2 was really good. Entertaining popcorn action and dinosaurs fucking shit up.

Shut the fuck up Tribble Warfuck.
[Reply]

What's the betting line that the one coming out soon is worse than the last one was?
[Reply]

It's better.
[Reply]

It's not
[Reply]