In related news, Manti Teos girlfriend decided to become a girl recently.
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I bet she’s an ass fister.
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Crave Johnson prolly loves getting his ass fisted.

Especially in Belize.
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Wow never saw this thread. This is.....sad...but funny.
























But mostly sad.
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Hey Guise, me and Rihanna are heading to every island in the Caribbean to have sex, and enjoy life. Too bad you losers are gunting Rosie ODonnell clones. See you at the Christ the Redeemer statue with my big dick swinging….
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That two timing bitch!!! She told me she had to meet with her publicist.
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What a coinkidink. I am from placenta.
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Placenta is nice 9 months out of the year
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I know every time I'm about to get a piece of tail I log onto ChiefsPlanet.

Chicks get so turned on by guys who surf the web right before the spread.
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Makes you wonder how much time does someone really have to tap ass when their post count is 300k? You know these liberal skanks aren’t just throwing themselves at a hidden gem. They are sure as hell ugly AF though.
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i was literally on CP 5 minutes before i got laid yesterday :-)
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In all fairness though, Billay was too
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Some of the chicks I know would let me film it and post the fucking stream on here. Especially if motherfuckers paid for it
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What a coincidence.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you were a fucking weirdo
You'd make up shit like this too
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