Did you ever notice, in the "Incredible Hulk" TV show, whenever Lou Ferrigno as the Hulk would show up, the hot chick in the episode would conveniently pass out due to some kind of stress and a.) not really notice the big green dude who then b.) always picked them up and carried them off? And all he ever did was look at them. Do you know the copious amounts of unconscious poontang he could've been pulling in? :-)
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Several internet chicks exhibited extremely stupid behavior tonight, and one at work. Just wasting my time, all of them.
I am female, go to a prestigious college, upperclassman. Not technically allowed to date. I was raised to:
Not go out at night, I would get raped or kidnapped.
Never be alone with boys, even friends, because they were still boys and would rape me if they got the chance.
Never be alone with my homosexual male friends, because they were still boys and would rape me if they got the chance.
Never speak to strangers in person, because they would rape or kidnap me if they got the chance.
Never speak to strangers online, because they would try to meet me in person and rape and kidnap me if they got the chance.
Wasn't allowed out at night without parental supervision or phone calls every hour.
Never touched a gas stove until college because was told it might blow up in my face.
Never did my own laundry until college.
Obviously, no drinking, no parties until college.
Parents instilled in me a sense of constant fear for the unknown and distrust for others, which makes it difficult for me to get close to people. I am now depressed and about to seek professional help. AMA
Edit 1: Thanks for all the comments, everyone! It's nice hearing everyone's stories. I just want to clarify that I am not trying to stereotype my family under any kind of "strict Asian parent stereotype." Every family is a case by case situation, it didn't cross my mind when I wrote "Asian American" that I was promoting the existence or idea of the stereotype.
Also, when I say seeking professional help, I really mean just speaking to a free counselor at my school. I love the people around me very much, but I'm just looking for an unbiased person to hear and help me sort things in my head. That's as far as it goes. =)
Edit 2: Wow, thanks for the great responses everyone! I really wasn't expecting to happen with this thread, but this is cool. I'm not in the country, so it's bedtime for me. I'll see what I can respond to in 6ish hours. Goodniiight!
When the New Kids on the Block changed their name to NKOTB, it made no ****in' sense. There’s the same amount of syllables!!!
New Kids On The Block
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N K O T B
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One other thing that pissed me off big time was when Donnie threw his hat on the ground and picked it right back up.
**** him. They're not tough.
I’m no longer a fan.
(3:07 is proof that Donnie’s a douche)
Angie's List commercials, what a bunch of whinny doucebags
The painter spilled some paint, his fellow painters ribbed him and he tracked the paint across the floor in a huff. They got the job done on time and budger but THE ****ING HORROR you had to endure. THose unprofessional rogues in your home.
Your doctor turns you over to a surgeon so you can have a c section. The bastard goes to play tennis instead of standing around holding and messaging your beef curtains. YOU POOR NEGLECTED BITCH. Some one with twice the schooling will handle your delivery now.
THE FUCKING PADRES ARE ABOUT TO LOSE THEIR 10TH STRAIGHT FUCKING GAME
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOUR MOTHER
FUCKING SHIT FUCK
HOW THE FUCK ARE WE STILL IN FIRST PLACE. I WISH WE WERE IN THE FUCKING AL WEST INSTEAD OF THE NL WEST WE'D STILL BE A LOCK FOR THE PLAYOFFS. FUCK FUCK FUCK
