Chiefs ****The OFFICIAL Texans @ Chiefs Divisional Playoff REVENGE Game thread**** - Page 214

Our conquest of the 32 Kingdoms begins, today, in the Year of our Lord 2020, January 12, at 2:05 PM.

It's time for House Houston to bend the knee.

The Lannistexan army is returning from battle and is not prepared for the savage hordes of Arrowhead - only a fool would meet us in an open field.

They may think they can hold us off...until they see our dragon.

Dracarys.

Spoiler!

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Originally Posted by Rain Man:
Please tell me that's real.

It was real but they still let off a bunch after we won.
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So how did the football game turnout today?

:-).....:-)
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Originally Posted by Spott:
Cause I’m old and stiff, plus it was a couples massage. Maybe next time. :-)

Old and stiff seems like the perfect time. :-)
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Terrell Suggs said “you can’t spot a team 24 points but it’s nice to have the fastest man on the planet and the reigning MVP on your team. Ya’ll have a good night.”
— James Palmer (@JamesPalmerTV) January 13, 2020

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru:
Weird that while we should all be celebrating a historic victory, some people are more interested in CP recriminations.

You have tiny penises.

Indeed they do; I was distraught after the first Q...but, 3 quarters with Pat? I hoped we could do it, and believed we could...boy did Pat deliver. Holy crap, that guy is already approaching legendary status. Barring career threatening injuries he will surpass Brees, Manning, and even Brady before age 38....

:-)
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Chiefs proved today how wrong all the old school pundits are about the importance of a running game
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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla:
we had THREE quarters to come back. You don't think Pat can erase that over three quarters? Seriously?

You’re the guy who’s whole schtick is, if Tony Pena Jr. goes 0-for-1,000, then gets a seeing-eye RBI single, says “Royal Fan wanted to get rid of TPJ.” So spare us the sanctimony.
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Originally Posted by jerryaldini:
Chiefs proved today how wrong all the old school pundits are about the importance of a running game

This as well.
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This thread was a wildly entertaining read. It's just pure shit for the first several pages then an avalanche of "Oh, fuck yeah!" for the remainder.

Lots and lots of Tom Cruise.
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The over for that game was 51. The Chiefs hit the over by themselves.
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Originally Posted by The Franchise:
The over for that game was 51. The Chiefs hit the over by themselves.

Wow
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Originally Posted by Ron Swanson:
Seth was my fraternity brother at Mizzou. He's a donk fan but a good dude.

1!2!3! TKE!!! 3!2!1! TAU KAPPA EPSILON! :-)
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So where was this offense all season long or were we just to banged up? I hope they continue to not play conservative like today because Pat looked like Pat of last year.
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Originally Posted by dirk digler:
So where was this offense all season long or were we just to banged up? I hope they continue to not play conservative like today because Pat looked like Pat of last year.

Reid was obviously holding shit back for the playoffs.
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Originally Posted by The Franchise:
The over for that game was 51. The Chiefs hit the over by themselves.

Mother of God.....
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