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Hall of Classics>The Top 101 CP Posters of 2014 Part 2 Presented by SNR
Pasta Little Brioni 09:33 PM 07-31-2014
The countdown and butt hurt continues as SNR, the unnamed listmaker, and I are on a mission to finish this thing.

Original thread (101-58).... http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthrea...osters+of+2014

57-34... http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....30&postcount=3

33-21... http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...31&postcount=4

20-13... http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...0&postcount=13

12. Dane McCloud
Spoiler!


11. Pestilence
Spoiler!


10. htismaqe
Spoiler!


9. Rausch
Spoiler!


8. Bowser
Spoiler!


7. Simply Red
Spoiler!


6. milkman
Spoiler!


5. Mr. Flopnuts
Spoiler!


4. SNR
Spoiler!


3. 'Hamas' Jenkins
Spoiler!


2. Rain Man
Spoiler!

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Direckshun 09:41 PM 08-18-2014
Because we are the Chiefs.
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RealSNR 09:42 PM 08-18-2014
Originally Posted by Direckshun:
Because we are the Chiefs.
You're coming dangerously close to not making this list, bud.
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RealSNR 09:47 PM 08-18-2014
Originally Posted by rico:
Nice. How you been, dudely?

I would just like to point out that htismaqe stopped roasting people when he got to my roast...he did one for me that was basically a reply to one of my dumb comments, but followed by saying "that's not your real roast, I'll get to your roast in the near future." But he never got to it...in fact, that was where he ran into his roast-wall for he hasn't done a roast since...SNR has taken over since and has been great. But if y'all wonder when htismaqe met his roasting demise, it was with me. Muahahahaha. I am Lawrence Taylor and htismaqe is Joe Theisman. htismaqe is theitismaqe to me...and I am...well, I guess I'll settle for being Lawrence Taylor.

Maybe I am being influenced by the Fat Tires that I've been drinking tonight by even mentioning this, but I somehow made the list, yet my roast in the tab is a combination of an admitted "that's not your real roast" from smaqe combined with a recycled roast that PGM wrote last year. I've been cheated, yo...I want to see how well someone can do at roasting me.

I am eager to see how well someone can roast my ass, dammit. I am the only dude on the list (which honestly, I was surprised to even be included on the list), who wasn't actually roasted. Do I have the Hootie thing going for me? The whole, "you can't roast someone who inadvertently roasts themselves" thing I constantly heard about Hootie last year???
theitismaqe?


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cosmo20002 09:50 PM 08-18-2014
Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball:
Will update fully. The other one was out of room in the OP and stopped letting me edit, so we didn't make it to 50 in that one
Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball:
Not tonight!
How bout tonight?
It's only been 19 days, but seems as good a time as any.
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crazycoffey 11:24 PM 08-18-2014
Originally Posted by rico:
I fucking hate it when I get on here after drinking. If it weren't for Coffey quoting me, that long post would have been deleted. :-)
You're welcome❓👻
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Jiu Jitsu Jon 03:03 AM 08-19-2014
Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball:
Read the thread lazy ass :-)
21 pages? tl, dr
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Pasta Little Brioni 07:30 AM 08-19-2014
Sorry I have had a few issues lately. Planet time limited.
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Pasta Little Brioni 07:31 AM 08-19-2014
Originally Posted by cosmo20002:
How bout tonight?
It's only been 19 days, but seems as good a time as any.
Not on the list. There ya go.
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RealSNR 03:18 PM 08-19-2014
Back on track, folks! A lot of good names coming up.

That n00b Flybone even knows who they are!
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Bufkin 03:19 PM 08-19-2014
I'll make this prestigious list someday. But until then, it's back to the drawing board for this ol' chap.
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ChiTown 03:21 PM 08-19-2014
Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball:
Read the thread lazy ass :-)
Post the gawdman list!!!!!! And stay off my fucking lawn!
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RealSNR 03:56 PM 08-19-2014
43. O.City



O.City tends to make a lot of typos in his posts, which kind of leaves the reader feeling unbalanced. I don't know about everyone else, but when I see a dumbass like Reerun post something, it's like my brain instantly recognizes, "Okay, get ready to do some decoding, because this shit probably won't make any fucking sense." Then I read through it and basically get the meaning of it.

On the other hand, O.City is an intelligent individual and knows how to actually speak English, so I don't do the same kind of preparation. I get to his smudged up words and have to pause a bit and re-read sometimes a couple times over. I think kcnut must have taught him how to type. That's probably it. I would certainly hope that a dentist would have a keener attention to detail and extremely precise motor reflexes.

Other than that, it's kind of hard to say bad stuff about this guy. I will say that in the glory months of the Geno Society, O.City was among the most loyal and active henchmen in the group. Then out of nowhere, he all of a sudden claimed to be THE Sheldon Richardson guy, even though DJ's Left Nut, Sorter, and a ton of other posters already beat him to the punch. He's got it good now. He not only gets to say, "Don't blame me; I wanted Richardson" but he also can distance himself from the blast radius of Laz's volcanic periods. I'd say that's kind of cheap, but it comes with his lifestyle. After all, he gets paid a comfortable amount of money to yell at 80% of people who don't floss after every meal.
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Saccopoo 05:57 PM 08-20-2014
Originally Posted by SNR:
43. O.City



O.City tends to make a lot of typos in his posts, which kind of leaves the reader feeling unbalanced. I don't know about everyone else, but when I see a dumbass like Reerun post something, it's like my brain instantly recognizes, "Okay, get ready to do some decoding, because this shit probably won't make any ****ing sense." Then I read through it and basically get the meaning of it.

On the other hand, O.City is an intelligent individual and knows how to actually speak English, so I don't do the same kind of preparation. I get to his smudged up words and have to pause a bit and re-read sometimes a couple times over. I think kcnut must have taught him how to type. That's probably it. I would certainly hope that a dentist would have a keener attention to detail and extremely precise motor reflexes.

Other than that, it's kind of hard to say bad stuff about this guy. I will say that in the glory months of the Geno Society, O.City was among the most loyal and active henchmen in the group. Then out of nowhere, he all of a sudden claimed to be THE Sheldon Richardson guy, even though DJ's Left Nut, Sorter, and a ton of other posters already beat him to the punch. He's got it good now. He not only gets to say, "Don't blame me; I wanted Richardson" but he also can distance himself from the blast radius of Laz's volcanic periods. I'd say that's kind of cheap, but it comes with his lifestyle. After all, he gets paid a comfortable amount of money to yell at 80% of people who don't floss after every meal.


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Baby Lee 06:47 PM 08-20-2014
Originally Posted by SNR:
theitismaqe?

Uh dude, the itis not the preferred nomenclature. Postprandial somnolence please.
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TimBone 07:04 PM 08-20-2014
I liked the O.City roast. It's one of those you can enjoy even if you don't know the guy well.
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