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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Phobia 10:45 PM 08-28-2008
Originally Posted by Donger:
I feel somewhat awkward asking, but what lube (if any) did he use?
Natural juices.
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luv 10:47 PM 08-28-2008
Originally Posted by Donger:
I feel somewhat awkward asking, but what lube (if any) did he use?
KY Liquid
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Donger 10:51 PM 08-28-2008
Originally Posted by luv:
KY Liquid
Thanks. Another, well, delicate question: was he a large man?
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luv 11:02 PM 08-28-2008
Originally Posted by Donger:
Thanks. Another, well, delicate question: was he a large man?
Not really.



***Please note that no one on here knows this guy.
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Hammock Parties 11:02 PM 08-28-2008
Originally Posted by luv:

***Please note that no one on here knows this guy.
Not in the carnal sense, anyway. :-)
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luv 11:07 PM 08-28-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Not in the carnal sense, anyway. :-)
No. Period.

I know you're joking, but I just want to make it clear that I would not give intimate details on here of any activity and/or conversation with anyone from this site. No, I'm not saying I've slept with more than two people off of here. I do have conversations (non-sexual) with people on here privately on occasion. It seems that I'm a good listener and pretty objective. I don't want them to think that I would share anything from those conversations, even if I don't mention their name.
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Donger 11:07 PM 08-28-2008
Originally Posted by luv:
Not really.



***Please note that no one on here knows this guy.
I appreciate your input.
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Hammock Parties 11:08 PM 08-28-2008
Originally Posted by Donger:
I appreciate your input.
She appreciated yours! :-)
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Nightfyre 11:08 PM 08-28-2008
Originally Posted by Donger:
I appreciate your input.
But will your wife appreciate yours, if you know what I mean *wink wink*

edit: dammit, beat by claythan.
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Donger 11:09 PM 08-28-2008
Heathens.
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Iowanian 11:18 PM 08-28-2008
Originally Posted by Donger:
Thanks. Another, well, delicate question: was he a large man?
You afraid he's going to hurt you donger?
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QuikSsurfer 11:40 PM 08-28-2008
Originally Posted by Phobia:
Natural juices.
:-)

Surely you don't mean body juices?

Stick with the KY warming liquid.
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Mecca 11:49 PM 08-28-2008
That story is hilarious but what dumbass doesn't realize unless the girl does an enema it is not going to be like porn and you will get shit on you dick? It's pretty common sense...
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Hammock Parties 11:52 PM 08-28-2008
Originally Posted by Mecca:
That story is hilarious but what dumbass doesn't realize unless the girl does an enema it is not going to be like porn and you will get shit on you dick? It's pretty common sense...
If I ever run into a girl who demands anal, I'll require an enema. Good point.
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Mecca 11:53 PM 08-28-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
If I ever run into a girl who demands anal, I'll require an enema. Good point.
That's what the porn girls do, that's why it's clean....I thought everyone knew that?

It's not like they are just naturally that way.
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