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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Hammock Parties 07:15 PM 08-27-2008
Originally Posted by Sure-Oz:
Double bag it, if she's easy
What's funny is she lives in the same area as the 18-year old. :-)
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Bearcat 07:15 PM 08-27-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
1. She knows I'm a virgin.

2. She winked at me first.
Winking at someone in real life and winking over the internet are just a little different....



:-)




And no, that doesn't mean I want to f*** you.
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Bearcat 07:17 PM 08-27-2008
Maybe it's just me, but she doesn't really look like she's a hornyanything, or that I might one day see her in p0rn.
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Iowanian 07:18 PM 08-27-2008
yeah claythan....You're REALLY ready to go from a "nada pink" to "stretching stink".

Any girl that will admit to wanting anal right off......way, way way out of your league. She's Tilta-whirl and you're Teacups.
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luv 07:19 PM 08-27-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
1. She knows I'm a virgin.

2. She winked at me first.
You've lost weight, so you've gained a lot of confidence. That's gonna have to carry you.
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Hammock Parties 07:19 PM 08-27-2008
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
yeah claythan....You're REALLY ready to go from a "nada pink" to "stretching stink".

Any girl that will admit to wanting anal right off......way, way way out of your league. She's Tilta-whirl and you're Teacups.
Could be fun. Shut up.
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kstater 07:20 PM 08-27-2008
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
yeah claythan....You're REALLY ready to go from a "nada pink" to "stretching stink".

Any girl that will admit to wanting anal right off......way, way way out of your league. She's Tilta-whirl and you're Teacups.
:-)
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luv 07:22 PM 08-27-2008
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
yeah claythan....You're REALLY ready to go from a "nada pink" to "stretching stink".

Any girl that will admit to wanting anal right off......way, way way out of your league. She's Tilta-whirl and you're Teacups.
True on the anal. Takes some knowledge. Of course, if she's THAT experienced, you might just need some lube instead of the extra foreplay.
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Iowanian 07:22 PM 08-27-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Could be fun. Shut up.

I'm sure she'll be THRILLED to have you paint her back white before you penetrate the baloon knot, starsky.
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Hammock Parties 07:22 PM 08-27-2008
You gotta ease it in, real slow-like. It's not rocket science. Butt wasn't made for sexin.'
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Iowanian 07:24 PM 08-27-2008
You should probably start finding that out now, for when reality hits that you're a "bottom".
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Hammock Parties 07:25 PM 08-27-2008
I'm cool with reverse cowgirl.
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SithCeNtZ 07:26 PM 08-27-2008
You complain that the other girl posted pictures that didn't represent herself and was over weight in your eyes, but now you think some hot thin chick is messaging you begging for you to talk to her when her profile says no strings attached sex? Did you not learn your lesson last time?
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Hammock Parties 07:32 PM 08-27-2008
Originally Posted by SithCeNtZ:
You complain that the other girl posted pictures that didn't represent herself and was over weight in your eyes, but now you think some hot thin chick is messaging you begging for you to talk to her when her profile says no strings attached sex? Did you not learn your lesson last time?
You're not making a whole lot of sense. If this chick is misrepresenting herself I have no way of knowing. ANYONE could misrepresent themselves.

Only one way to find out.



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QuikSsurfer 07:38 PM 08-27-2008
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
I'm sure she'll be THRILLED to have you paint her back white before you penetrate the baloon knot, starsky.
:-):-):-)
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