We’ve seen what the bear did to the two alligators. Closest comparison to the match. The bear kicked they ass, therefore Big Foot would kick ass [Reply]
Setting: Lakefront
Situation: Bloodlust & Fight to the Death
Weapons: None
So Nessie gets homefield advantage? Why? Why not have them go at it up near the top of Mt Rainier? Nessie might get altitude sickness, so a third option might be in order. Why not have this fight behind the George Brett statue where all other fights are settled? [Reply]
Looking at the available known examples for similar types of creatures in nature as a guide, the biped is the more resourceful and lethal animal. [Reply]
Nessie has the size advantage. And the fight of course would have to take place in/near water which gives Nessie yet another advantage.
BUT....it's unclear what Nessie is sporting for actual weapons. Are his teeth big enough and his bite strong enough to inflict any serious damage?
And we have to account for Bigfeet's technological advantages. If he can travel interdimensionally, he likely has access to some serious weaponry like a death ray that'd turn Bigfeet into sushi. [Reply]
This reads like a game of SuperFight (if anyone has played that card game). Last time I played, the situation was who would be the best musical act. I don't remember what my cards were, but I lost to Deadpool with a ghost fetus sidekick singing the song "Prom Night Dumpster Baby".
(Yes, the game is absurd obviously, that's part of the fun) [Reply]
