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I think you all will find this most useful. Prepare to have your life changed.
This OP will track all of my tips.
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Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin:
If someone asks me about myself I'm going to tell them how many pigs I've masturbated so they'll have regrets about even asking!
There isn't a day I don't see you post and am not immediately grateful that I chose to raise livestock in the traditional manner. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Mephistopheles Janx:
There isn't a day I don't see you post and am not immediately grateful that I chose to raise livestock in the traditional manner.
Mass production requires livestock masturbation. There's no way around it [Reply]
Originally Posted by bdj23:
I once made a bet on a cricket match drunk at 3 am
(who hasn't been there?) That shit took like 3 days to conclude and ended up a draw and I lost.
Worst sport ever
I have no idea what any of that means - but we won so - America!! [Reply]
Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin:
If someone asks me about myself I'm going to tell them how many pigs I've masturbated so they'll have regrets about even asking!
That would be wild if we sat next to one another at an airport bar and started chatting.
So what do you do?
I'm in IT. What do you do?
I'm retired, but farmed hogs. Maturated them and sold the semen.
