Some piece of shit has gone missing on the party island of Tenerife. Following a rave this dickhead apparently got in a car with 2 strangers to a remote house and then after leaving decided to walk 30 miles back to his hotel after missing a bus. The last anyone has heard of him was when he called a girl he was staying with asking for water and complaining that he cut his legs on a cactus. He said he had 1% battery on his phone and shared the location with this girl who then informed the police.
The guy in question was sentenced to community service (lol) back in 2023 after he was found guilty of a machete attack. More about it below:
There's a Facebook group dedicated to finding him and it looks like every single digit IQ single mother in England is on there sleuthing. We've had mediums offering their advice, Kirsty offering up her labrador "with a sensitive nose", Putin and links to missing child Madeline McCann.
Here's a twitter thread showing some of the best posts in this Facebook group.
New theories developing that he was dealing drugs but lost them whilst off his tits on coke and has now been kidnapped by the Mexican cartels until they get their drugs back. There needs to be a gofundme like campaign where you can donate your coke to help save our lad Jay. [Reply]
Womble. You seem nice, and I say this with concern and affection. I'M interested, but the only thing they hate more than each other here, is us. To the extent they give a shit.I think we keep our heads down and stick to the occasional comment on a sport we don't really understand. [Reply]
Originally Posted by JPH83:
Womble. You seem nice, and I say this with concern and affection. I'M interested, but the only thing they hate more than each other here, is us. To the extent they give a shit.I think we keep our heads down and stick to the occasional comment on a sport we don't really understand.
Originally Posted by JPH83:
Womble. You seem nice, and I say this with concern and affection. I'M interested, but the only thing they hate more than each other here, is us. To the extent they give a shit.I think we keep our heads down and stick to the occasional comment on a sport we don't really understand.
That's not true. We suffer idiots and morons of all nationalities. :-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by JPH83:
Womble. You seem nice, and I say this with concern and affection. I'M interested, but the only thing they hate more than each other here, is us. To the extent they give a shit.I think we keep our heads down and stick to the occasional comment on a sport we don't really understand.
You guys just have a couple of spergs in Bugger and Donger dragging you down. I didn't even know you were a Brit. [Reply]
