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Hall of Classics>The 10pm thread (archived)
crazycoffey 10:00 PM 01-05-2007
The big anti-hijack thread.....
Talk about anything, but if this works than we don't have to keep looking around all the threads to see who is still on tonight, and every night, or even every day! Talk about the chiefs, talk about tomorrow, talk about football, politics or even how to do flooring and the applicable budget. What you're drinking, how hard it is to sleep, etc. Every thing is acceptable in this thread.....

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldcloc...om.html?sort=2 see for yourself, it is ten o'clock somewhere.
KurtCobain 12:18 AM 06-22-2011
Have you ever been hated or discriminated against?
I have; I've been penetrated and ejaculated against
Rammin' shafts up my faggot ass, look at my brass
Ever since class I've been suckin' off my teachers to pass
All this cum motion unloadin' run deep as ocean's explodin'
Nut keeps splashin' from faggots just suck 'em off and keep goin'
Nut-takin' bummer I'm known as to every one in my region
Keep stickin' ass in the mornin' and takin' cocks in the evenin'
Leaves me with a taste as sour as seminal in my mouth
See they can bugger me, but y'all never figured me out
Look at me now; you know I got a dick in me now.
Blame my momma?
She was the fattest slut in the house!




I'm sorry momma!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry; but tonight
I'm comin' out my closet
KurtCobain 12:19 AM 06-22-2011
Ha! I got some vibrators in my closet
and I don't know if no one knows it
So before they throw me inside my coffin and close it
I'ma expose it; I'll take you back to '83
before I ever had to worry about the HIV
I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months
My pillowbitergot father used to put his willy up in my bum
cause he split, my anal cherry then he came in my eye
And lookin' back on it all now I fuckin' wish I could die
I look at gays, see, and try to picture their bare behinds


Even if I hated men , I'd grit my teeth and I'd try
to make it work with 'em, at least for papa's sake
He maybe made some mistakes
but he's the only gay who taught me everything that I know today
What he did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb
But the smartest shit he did was put a condom on his king dong
''cause he'da killed me; shit he woulda shot cum in my throat
It's my life, I'd like to welcome y'all to "The Batty Boy Show"
crazycoffey 12:21 AM 06-22-2011
Originally Posted by Dunit35:
Yeah, I'm color blind and both shells are similar in color.

I told my wife "he's going to neg the shit out of me".
red card
Dunit35 12:23 AM 06-22-2011
Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey:
red card
funny.

I sold that ruger 9mm the next day. Thanks for the help in my S&W purchase.
Buck 12:28 AM 06-22-2011
Aaaaaand a shitty night gets shittier. My netflix expired because I have no money in the bank so I'm now stuck at home with nothing to watch and its hot. Gay.
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KurtCobain 12:33 AM 06-22-2011
You should jerk it.
Buck 12:38 AM 06-22-2011
I don't feel like it. I just want to sleep and get this day overwith. Of course I only woke up like 8.5 hours ago.
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crazycoffey 12:48 AM 06-22-2011
Originally Posted by Dunit35:
funny.

I sold that ruger 9mm the next day. Thanks for the help in my S&W purchase.
no problem
MoreLemonPledge 03:32 AM 06-22-2011
I'm contemplating buying this


salame 03:40 AM 06-22-2011
Originally Posted by KurtCobain:
Here in Indep?
No in kc
rocknrolla 12:48 PM 06-22-2011
I ran out of gas today for the first time ever. God that sucks donkey ball when its 1000 degrees! What a dip shit I am.
KurtCobain 12:58 PM 06-22-2011
Damn that sucks. Why were you pushin empty in the first place?
rocknrolla 01:04 PM 06-22-2011
Unfortunately, yes. I knew I needed gas last night. But was to freaking lazy. But A very nice couple gave me a ride to the gas station. That restored my faith in humanity. There are still some good people out there and that completely made up for the shitty feeling of running out of gas.
KurtCobain 01:12 PM 06-22-2011
Originally Posted by rocknrolla:
Unfortunately, yes. I knew I needed gas last night. But was to freaking lazy. But A very nice couple gave me a ride to the gas station. That restored my faith in humanity. There are still some good people out there and that completely made up for the shitty feeling of running out of gas.
Yeah, usually somebody will help a stranded driver. Plenty will honk and throw things, but somebody will help.
kysirsoze 01:13 PM 06-22-2011
Originally Posted by rocknrolla:
Unfortunately, yes. I knew I needed gas last night. But was to freaking lazy. But A very nice couple gave me a ride to the gas station. That restored my faith in humanity. There are still some good people out there and that completely made up for the shitty feeling of running out of gas.
It's amazing how someone helping you out of a shitty situation can turn your day around.
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