The big anti-hijack thread.....
Talk about anything, but if this works than we don't have to keep looking around all the threads to see who is still on tonight, and every night, or even every day! Talk about the chiefs, talk about tomorrow, talk about football, politics or even how to do flooring and the applicable budget. What you're drinking, how hard it is to sleep, etc. Every thing is acceptable in this thread.....
Originally Posted by booger:
as i peel the sun burnt skin off the shaft of my penis i now know how a snake feels when he sheds his skin. I'm glad i've got fingers and thumbs.
When you do it by rubbing one off on a splintered log, THEN you'll know how a snake feels.
Originally Posted by kysirsoze:
When you do it by rubbing one off on a splintered log, THEN you'll know how a snake feels.
i used to have sleep overs with this woman who was half sioux indian. her idea for foreplay was for us to go out in the driveway and rub our genitals all over the rough bark of the big maple tree.
Originally Posted by booger:
as i peel the sun burnt skin off the shaft of my penis i now know how a snake feels when he sheds his skin. I'm glad i've got fingers and thumbs.
Originally Posted by booger:
i used to have sleep overs with this woman who was half sioux indian. her idea for foreplay was for us to go out in the driveway and rub our genitals all over the rough bark of the big maple tree.
Originally Posted by kysirsoze:
If that was the foreplay.... I don't wanna know.
She used to save our puby hair clippings. After a few months worth she tied them together and weaved her's and mine together into a dream catcher. She said it would give us an even better sex life if we hung it from the rear view mirror of my pontiac firebird.
That was great until she left the windows down and a couple of black birds stole it for a nest. She never forgave herself. She went on a journey obsessed with finding those birds. She planned to get back the dream catcher and pluck the guilty birds of all of their feathers and draw pictures of dicks on them with a sharpie before setting them free again. That was 8 years ago and i haven't seen her since.
