Originally Posted by Dayze:
why is the top of the turd folded over like a poop oragami?
It's from overuse of that hook shaped dildo he's been using to tickle his prostate. Damn it Clay. I told you that thing would make your poops looks weird. [Reply]
I was rudely awakened at 2AM by a wet, explosive aftershock. Debris was small and scattered.
After a night of gurgly, fitful sleep, I broke my shitting fast about an hour ago. This was again explosive, wet and a powerful shock to my recently evacuated bowels. The formation resembled the Philippines.
I have since consumed two more pain pills. Will the cycle repeat itself? We will watch. And pray. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Count Zarth:
I was rudely awakened at 2AM by a wet, explosive aftershock. Debris was small and scattered.
After a night of gurgly, fitful sleep, I broke my shitting fast about an hour ago. This was again explosive, wet and a powerful shock to my recently evacuated bowels. The formation resembled the Philippines.
I have since consumed two more pain pills. Will the cycle repeat itself? We will watch. And pray.
The thing is, the saline solution will continue to draw water into the intestine even after it's empty.
Prepare to pass water several times before it's over. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Count Zarth:
This was again explosive, wet and a powerful shock to my recently evacuated bowels. The formation resembled the Philippines.
This is the first post I've laughed at on CP in a long time. [Reply]