The 10pm thread (archived) - Page 1790

The big anti-hijack thread.....
Talk about anything, but if this works than we don't have to keep looking around all the threads to see who is still on tonight, and every night, or even every day! Talk about the chiefs, talk about tomorrow, talk about football, politics or even how to do flooring and the applicable budget. What you're drinking, how hard it is to sleep, etc. Every thing is acceptable in this thread.....

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldcloc...om.html?sort=2 see for yourself, it is ten o'clock somewhere.

Originally Posted by Bugeater:
Oh fart, how do I love thee? Let me count thy ways.

I think that's a shakespearean fart post.

Originally Posted by KurtCobain:
I like to fart at baseball games.

Farting is fine, but sharting will not be tolerated.

Originally Posted by shirtsleeve:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...ostcount=26103

:-)

The whole ****ing system got this..the whole ****ing system...:-)

eh, could be worse.

You could have said that when everybody goes to break you put a trash can on your head and smack your pecker on their mouses and keyboards.

Originally Posted by shirtsleeve:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...ostcount=26103

:-)

The whole ****ing system got this..the whole ****ing system...:-)

You got in trouble for that? :-)

Originally Posted by Bugeater:
Farting is fine, but sharting will not be tolerated.

Damn.

Almost 27,000 posts and I stumble in here for the first time during a shart discussion. Great.

Of course, it's also apropos, since I just had a shart on Sunday. Pissed me off, too. Had a nice day off, had lunch at a pub downtown, saw "Spamalot"... Didn't realize at the time that the pub poisoned me. Got home, relaxing... Shart. :-)

Originally Posted by booger:
eh, could be worse.

You could have said that when everybody goes to break you put a trash can on your head and smack your pecker on their mouses and keyboards.

I dont think that would be worse. This is the Berkshires. They prolly would have taken their mousepads to the mens room and fapped to it.

Originally Posted by KcMizzou:
You got in trouble for that? :-)

Yeah I got in some trouble for that...when the 74 year old moron who sent it through was blessed away for being an old dolt. fucker.

Originally Posted by KurtCobain:
I like to fart at baseball games.

Make sure and do it on the metal bleachers. Then look each way to see the confused look on everyones face wondering what the rumble was.

Originally Posted by JD10367:
Almost 27,000 posts and I stumble in here for the first time during a shart discussion. Great.

Of course, it's also apropos, since I just had a shart on Sunday. Pissed me off, too. Had a nice day off, had lunch at a pub downtown, saw "Spamalot"... Didn't realize at the time that the pub poisoned me. Got home, relaxing... Shart. :-)

Hey numbahs.

You need to develop a tolerence for yeast in your beer!

I like to fart when I'm in large crowds, that way everybody smells it, but no one knows I did it.

Originally Posted by shirtsleeve:
I dont think that would be worse. This is the Berkshires. They prolly would have taken their mousepads to the mens room and fapped to it.

.

:-)

sounds like broncos fans to me

Originally Posted by Bugeater:
I like to fart when I'm in large crowds, that way everybody smells it, but no one knows I did it.

But what if it didn't smell. And made NO sound....

black matter.

Originally Posted by Bugeater:
I like to fart when I'm in large crowds, that way everybody smells it, but no one knows I did it.

In a store... any store. Drop a bomb, and quickly move to the next aisle. Watch for reactions and non verbal accusations.

Originally Posted by Bugeater:
I like to fart when I'm in large crowds, that way everybody smells it, but no one knows I did it.

yep. just blame it on the kids or old people and everyone is ok with it.

Originally Posted by booger:
:-)

sounds like broncos fans to me

Worse. (yeah I know..)

This county voted green party over D. Alternative lifestyles are the norm. not the exception. its....different.