Chiefs Let's talk about the 49ers - Page 17

Originally Posted by FAX:
Okay ... so, it seems excessive ... I get that ...

But did David Misell think that darkness was excessive when he invented the flashlight?

After all, it was just as dark in 1899 as it is now and that didn't stop him from saying, "Damn. It's too dark in here.", and begin working on a device that could save humanity from countless trips, falls, broken toes, and cracked foreheads.

Where, I ask you would the county police (who protect and serve us every single day of their precious lives) be if they couldn't use an official, government-issued flashlight to dig through your car and identify the 6-month-old roach that just happened to be stuck between the backseat cushions? Nowhere, that's where.

Let's just try to keep this thing in perspective.

FAX

Really officer, that roach belongs to Mr. Wizard, not me. The cricket and the millipede however happen to be mine.

P.S. Could you please quit shining that government issue flashlight at my girlfriends breast?
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Our #3, 4, and 5 recievers may be looking for new teams next year to clear room for Kemp and the guys on the practice squad. You guys could probably give them WR2 money like Miami did Wilson and instantly upgrade your #1, 2, and 3. Hell, we may be willing to give you one of backup RBs for cheap too. We can't help you with QB though..
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Originally Posted by Shoes:
This game feels a little bit like a trap game for me- nothing about the 49ers overly scares me from what I've seen so far. I think they are a team on the rise but aren't quite in the top class of the NFL yet. What does scare me is that the Chiefs are coming off a a huge win against a team we have been historically bad against, have a Monday night showdown against an AFC rival next week and just received a ton of media exposure this season with the explosion of Mahomes and company.

Hoping we get off to a fast start.

I believe I may have mentioned this before, but Wally doesn't believe in "trap games", per se.

Teams that go 1 and 6, then run the table don't look ahead or fall for trap games. We used to ... that much is true. Every game before and after Denver was troublesome, but those days are gone, man.

FAX
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Originally Posted by dwwataz:
On a side note... Dude could arguably have (nearly) any woman in America and he goes for some busted ass porn star lol? That bitch wasn't hot 20 years ago. The **** is wrong with your boy?

:-)
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According to PFF, she has certain skills and accouterments that allow her to give it in the butt.

FAX
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Originally Posted by FAX:
According to PFF, she has certain skills and accouterments that allow her to give it in the butt.

FAX

I'm pretty sure much better looking women, with much tighter twats, would also be willing to do that. Might even find one 1/3 her age and who happen to be STD free
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Originally Posted by FAX:
I believe I may have mentioned this before, but Wally doesn't believe in "trap games", per se.

Teams that go 1 and 6, then run the table don't look ahead or fall for trap games. We used to ... that much is true. Every game before and after Denver was troublesome, but those days are gone, man.

FAX

Hope so! Maybe my irrational Chiefs fan fear creeping in.
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Chiefs have more talent than the 49ers across the Board, but expect a decently competitive game. 49ers are still trying to figure out their defensive secondary and how to generate QB pressure without blitzing. So far, only Buckner scares defenses. Foster will bring something on his return, but I doubt it will be enough to alter KC's major advantage on offense.

Offensively, Shanahan has been keeping things together with bandaids and bailing wire. mcKinnon and Goodwin were supposed to be the key components on offense, but McKinnon's out for the year and Goodwin has been injured. They rotated guys around to make up for the losses, but it's still not a complete team. Even if KC has given up big yards, they are still going to be playing a team without a key weapon and if Goodwin plays, one weapon who is pretty rusty.

That said, teh 49ers have been competitive so far...I Don't expect them to roll over, even if they get rolled.
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be LOUD

I know you guys will

but be even louder than that

if I was there I wouldnt have any voice left after the game

LOOOOUUUUDERRRR
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It's going to be so loud that Johnny Grapes will think he's listening to Kiara Mia's stomach churn after a bean dip date.

FAX
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Originally Posted by FAX:
It's going to be so loud that Johnny Grapes will think he's listening to Kiara Mia's stomach churn after a bean dip date.

FAX

But not louder than her p-lips smacking together as she walks down the road
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Fuck it, the wife and I are gonna make the trip up Sunday I guess.
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Originally Posted by O.city:
**** it, the wife and I are gonna make the trip up Sunday I guess.

That's the spirit. Wish I could go myself
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Originally Posted by rlkats:
Lol. Ouch. I loved him as much as Kap. I loved to see them go. I must say the draft capital we got from you all was nice. Sorry I know sore subject. But hey you all have the future for real.

Only a sore subject for some. Others of us see it as a win. We got 5 years if winning football, a playoff win, and Kendall Fuller and a 3rd round pick when we moved on from him. I'll take that deal any day of the week. Smith helped to turn this franchise around and left it setup for Patrick Mahomes to be successful. Reid and Dorsey did the right thing. No matter what the Smith haters think.
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