The beer me factor for skip town - Page 17

Originally Posted by bunnytrdr:

You should have said, happy ENDing.

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I would of but I was unaware of ENDO's new job as a massage therapist.
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Flashin' a piece to retrieve a water gun, huh? Smart.

THe thing we do for love I guess. Did I say his women was wanting him to show those guys who was the man???

I think the insulting, "duude, Nice Hummer" comment set him off. Like, he doesn't even know we stole his chit.
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Um... hello? Where'd everybody go?

Hey KC Jones... your mother's a whore.

Fat jokes and mama JOkes, now there you go.
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Originally Posted by bunnytrdr:
Fat jokes and mama JOkes, now there you go.

Damn piece of shit keyboard keeps sticking when I hit the SHIft key.

:-)
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Hazard of visiting those porn sites.

Gotta get you one of them there plastic covers.

Naw, not me. More likelely it is the sweat and the feed dust mixing together to make a mud like paste.
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Same excuse JOhn uses. Weak.
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Originally Posted by Skip Towne:
Same excuse JOhn uses. Weak.

More likely, I hold the fuggin shift key down too long. :-) at my dumass.
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Originally Posted by Skip Towne:
Same excuse JOhn uses. Weak.

My man skippers in the HOOOOOUUUSSSEEE!!! Where ya been skipper and where you been hiding baby seal?
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Let me come in and have a goddammed Budweiser.
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You go all the way to a bar and drink Buttwiper? No wonder they didn't let you in.
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Hell, I might've gone so far as to pay their over-inflated prices for a pint of Guinness if the pussies weren't so scared of a white bread suburb kid in a MOTHERF*CKING GEORGE BRETT JERSEY! coming into their goddammed bar.

Just knowing someone has the guts to show themselves in public in a Royals Jersey, as sorry as they are, would scare the hell out of me.
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Hell, I might've gone so far as to pay their over-inflated prices for a pint of Guinness if the pussies weren't so scared of a white bread suburb kid in a MOTHERF*CKING GEORGE BRETT JERSEY! coming into their goddammed bar.

reported for filter evasion.
It is "White Bred".
Oh and, for the love of everything holy, can you really overpay for Guinness? Really?

Do you not read my blog?
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Hey, as long as I'm posting in this classic trashcan thread...

F*ck Tucson. F*ck Tucson in it's stupid ass!

Listen, you dumb****s... I'm not a gangbanger. I'm wearing a f*cking George Brett jersey because I'm from f*cking Kansas City. I'm not coming into your bar to shoot it up because I'm a f*cking Crip in a goddammed POWDER F*CKING BLUE JERSEY! You f*cking retards! Ferchrissakes, I'm a white kid from the goddammed suburbs. And, furthermore, what F*CKING GANGBANGERS ARE IN YOUR GODDAMMED DUSTBOWL TOWN ANYWAY? Let me come in and have a goddammed Budweiser.

You pantywaste motherf*ckers. Screw this pansy ass town.

"Wow... that obviously whitebread lookin' guy in a goddammed ROYALS jersey must be trouble... we can't let him in here."

I'm glad you're scared of me you 300 pound meathead starfish violating motherf*cker.

Boom.

Awesome.
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Oh, Jesus everloving Christ! Just because it's 3am everyone stops posting? Like I'm the only one who didn't get laid because his retard friend made an ass of himself and got us ejected from the bar... (Yes, I know people more f*cked up than me. I mean... who else would hang out with me?)

F*ck it... it don't matter. I'm going to Mexico tomorrow. Where they don't give a shit what I wear.

Oh... btw. F*ck Tucson.

Pansy ass scared bitches.

A'men, brother.. f*ck em!

:-)

(at least I know one person who'll be hurtin' worse than I am in the mornin'.)
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Jeez, i missed out on a few pages on this. I have to go back and see what fun i've missed.
Whats the synopsis of what i missed the last 7 pages or so?
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Not till 5:00 in the morning till i get done with what i've been dumped with at work to finally read some posts, thats sad.
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