ITS PATRICK MAHOMES II TIME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!
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THE MATCHUP
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MAHOMES PRESEASON STATS
WEATHER OUTLOOK
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THE IMPLICATIONS
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NONE IN TERMS OF PLAYOFF SEEDING, HOWEVER...
The last time the Chiefs won a regular-season game with a quarterback they drafted was in 1987.
A 30 year curse can be broken today. FUCKING DO IT YOUNG MAN!
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who trolled who ... We are here today to witness the union of Alexians and Mahomos in the joyful bond of the holy Patlock.
Unfortunately, one of them, my troll Tiger, has just fallen to his death.
But I don't want to think I've not lost a troll... so much as gained a QB...
For, since the tragic death of the starter...
SHOUT FROM BACK: He's not quite dead!
Since the fatal wounding of the starter...
SHOUT FROM BACK: I think he's getting better!
For ... since the starter ... who ... when he seemed about to recover ... suddenly felt the icy ... hand of death upon him.
SHOUT FROM BACK: Oh, he's died!
I want his true fans, from now onwards, to think of the Browns as their team ... in a very real and legally binding sense.
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who trolled who ... We are here today to witness the union of Alexians and Mahomos in the joyful bond of the holy Patlock.
Unfortunately, one of them, my troll Tiger, has just fallen to his death.
But I don't want to think I've not lost a troll... so much as gained a QB...
For, since the tragic death of the starter...
SHOUT FROM BACK: He's not quite dead!
Since the fatal wounding of the starter...
SHOUT FROM BACK: I think he's getting better!
For ... since the starter ... who ... when he seemed about to recover ... suddenly felt the icy ... hand of death upon him.
SHOUT FROM BACK: Oh, he's died!
I want his true fans, from now onwards, to think of the Browns as their team ... in a very real and legally binding sense.