George Brett Statue ****Official LOL at the British Thread**** - Page 16

I've taken quite a few potshots at Womble and other brits here through the years. I figure we may as well have a dedicated thread for all things Brit failure. Please feel free to add any and all hilarious british things here. Like how poor they are, or how bad their teeth are, or needing 124 licenses to exist! I'll start us off with a FB group I'm in sharing an illegal weapon!!!

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Anyone been to "Britain" lately? It's not really British anymore.
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Originally Posted by KCUnited:
My teeth would say fuck it too if I had to eat that shit everyday

No doubt. :-)
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Time to break out my trusty 4th of July shirt.

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Those queers across the pond have Charles and co for royalty.

We've got Travis and Taylor. We're just better at everything.
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How dare those pesky limeys schedule their election on our very own Independence Day.
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Originally Posted by Womble:
How dare those pesky limeys schedule their election on our very own Independence Day.

I say we invade you, and tax your precious tea at, lets say... 20%

That should teach you provincial upstarts a proper lesson
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Originally Posted by Womble:
How dare those pesky limeys schedule their election on our very own Independence Day.

Who’s having an election?
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Totally off topic, well kinda. But we have literally had 3 British couples recording us and posting that shit online while we’re here at the resort. I don’t really give a shit, and made sure I put on a show for them when I noticed them. But their men were in straight speedos, and they weren’t packing, and those fuckers were FAT too. Wtf are British people thinking? Fat ass short dick men wearing speedos. And the employees avoided them at all costs cuz Brits don’t tip for shit!
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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor:
Totally off topic, well kinda. But we have literally had 3 British couples recording us and posting that shit online while we’re here at the resort. I don’t really give a shit, and made sure I put on a show for them when I noticed them. But their men were in straight speedos, and they weren’t packing, and those fuckers were FAT too. Wtf are British people thinking? Fat ass short dick men wearing speedos. And the employees avoided them at all costs cuz Brits don’t tip for shit!

That explains why they drive minis over there
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