I know we're having fun and all but my God man. For all that is holy. I...I got nothing. This listing may have broken me as a human being. I just....I...
I have a couple of bulging hemorrhoids right now and will let some lucky man take advantage of this. I did this a few years back on CL and had overwhelming responses. This time, to weed out the flakers...I'm putting stipulations on it. I want to get on my hands and knees, and have you pop my hemorrhoids for me, with your teeth. I want the pus and blood to squirt down your throat. Afterwards, you have to clean me up with peroxide and tissue. Then you get to fuck me in the ass. I get to take a picture of you with the hemorrhoids between your teeth before you bite down on them. After we are all finished, I will post your face picture on CL as the lucky winner who got them.
Please reply with a face and body picture. Be clean, well shaven, and healthy. No creepers! No pictures, no reply. That plain and simple. I do not want a picture of your dick. Don't be a pervert. Send a face picture, please.
I do like you r posts,
but sir that was that motherfucker grossest thing
I do not do it again , and you may wanna get it off before mods or people who like to bitch see it
FTR, it made my stomach turn reading through that ad - even now, I can't reread it. I hesitated before posting the actual ad and considered just posting the link, but then I remembered the masturbating dog and said "Fuck it."
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow:
FTR, it made my stomach turn reading through that ad - even now, I can't reread it. I hesitated before posting the actual ad and considered just posting the link, but then I remembered the masturbating dog and said "Fuck it."
