The big anti-hijack thread.....
Talk about anything, but if this works than we don't have to keep looking around all the threads to see who is still on tonight, and every night, or even every day! Talk about the chiefs, talk about tomorrow, talk about football, politics or even how to do flooring and the applicable budget. What you're drinking, how hard it is to sleep, etc. Every thing is acceptable in this thread.....
Originally Posted by Phobia's Nut:
C'mon over.. I can hook you up.
PS. Bring Taco Bell
I can't just yet, but someday I may PM you to take you up on it.....
One of my fantasy goals for the future, on my 65th B-day, smoke some weed, get into a high speed chase running from the Popo (ok, not sooooo highspeed as just run from them).
I'd probably spend a few weeks in the slammer, but the look on the copper's faces when they finally catch me will be worth it.
Hey everybody my name is Joe
I gots a story to tell
and you probably should know
that i stole yo mail
and im going to jail
and this jail is a wreck
i feel like im in heck
all because i stole your welfare check
Originally Posted by crazycoffey:
I can't just yet, but someday I may PM you to take you up on it.....
One of my fantasy goals for the future, on my 65th B-day, smoke some weed, get into a high speed chase running from the Popo (ok, not sooooo highspeed as just run from them).
I'd probably spend a few weeks in the slammer, but the look on the copper's faces when they finally catch me will be worth it.
You'll be much too paranoid for that.
Weed is best smoked at home, with a couple good buddies, and a couple good movies.
Originally Posted by crazycoffey:
I can't just yet, but someday I may PM you to take you up on it.....
One of my fantasy goals for the future, on my 65th B-day, smoke some weed, get into a high speed chase running from the Popo (ok, not sooooo highspeed as just run from them).
I'd probably spend a few weeks in the slammer, but the look on the copper's faces when they finally catch me will be worth it.
An old lady did that a few years ago in my hometown. A chase, the top speed was 20 miles an hour...she said she didn't see the flashing lights.
Originally Posted by crazycoffey:
I can't just yet, but someday I may PM you to take you up on it.....
One of my fantasy goals for the future, on my 65th B-day, smoke some weed, get into a high speed chase running from the Popo (ok, not sooooo highspeed as just run from them).
I'd probably spend a few weeks in the slammer, but the look on the copper's faces when they finally catch me will be worth it.
Watch out, the cops look for any reason to kick your ass. If you live in the KC area, you prolly heard about the explosion on Delaware here in Independence. Well, my buddy got kicked out of his house and due to bad timing, had no place to go so he went to a house close by that got damaged and was empty. Long story short the cops showed up and he hid under a collapsed wall, they saw his feet and told him to come out. When he did, he stood up, put his hands in the air and asked what was going on. Then a cop yelled that he was trying to run and they all beat his ass. He's covered in scabs and bruises.
Originally Posted by Dunit35:
An old lady did that a few years ago in my hometown. A chase, the top speed was 20 miles an hour...she said she didn't see the flashing lights.
oh, no - I will at least go 45......
BTW, in case you didn't know, I was a cop for 12 years and am trying to get on with a department in the St. Louis area.
So that's why no dope for now, but someday I have to go out a tangent, smoke some of this stuff and break a few laws for once in my life.....
Originally Posted by Mr. Carlson the Bugeater:
WTF are you laughing at, and why aren't you finding those NBA eastern vs western conference statistics to prove me wrong?
I'll answer both question with one answer. I'm stoned.
Originally Posted by joey:
Watch out, the cops look for any reason to kick your ass. If you live in the KC area, you prolly heard about the explosion on Delaware here in Independence. Well, my buddy got kicked out of his house and due to bad timing, had no place to go so he went to a house close by that got damaged and was empty. Long story short the cops showed up and he hid under a collapsed wall, they saw his feet and told him to come out. When he did, he stood up, put his hands in the air and asked what was going on. Then a cop yelled that he was trying to run and they all beat his ass. He's covered in scabs and bruises.
Yeah, yeah. But as a 65 year old, I probably won't look like a threat, in fact, I'm betting the cops will do a double take, when they see me....
If I don't look old and skippyish enough, then I'll wait another ten years....
