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Hall of Classics>*****Official Chiefsplanet "I have a random thought" Thread*****
Mr. Flopnuts 03:16 PM 04-23-2009
Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.
KurtCobain 12:15 AM 04-19-2010
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
You thought I was a ****ing ginger? JFC. :-)

Disclaimer: No offense to gingers out there by any means. I'm sure God gave you plenty of talents. So much so, that you had to be born ugly to even it out. :-)
Don't get shit twisted, I thought you to be a tan redhead.:-)
Mr. Flopnuts 12:16 AM 04-19-2010
Originally Posted by KurtCobain:
Don't get shit twisted, I thought you to be a tan redhead.:-)
:-) Nice.
KurtCobain 12:18 AM 04-19-2010
So... I was thinking if Pioli really doesn't want Clausen at 5, then atleast grab a true playmaker, not Eric "bust" Berry. Tim "I'll Beat Your Ass" Tebow should be our pick.
Gonzo 12:21 AM 04-19-2010
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
You thought I was a fucking ginger? JFC. :-)

Disclaimer: No offense to gingers out there by any means. I'm sure God gave you plenty of talents. So much so, that you had to be born ugly to even it out. :-)
He may have given them talent. But not a soul.
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KurtCobain 12:23 AM 04-19-2010
I had this little boil-type-thingy on my chest, and when I popped it, my ankle instantly itched like hellfire. Irony at it's best, gentlemen.
Lumpy 08:03 AM 04-19-2010
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
Have I ever told you how hot it is that you play poker? It makes me want to play poker. :-)
Hot, huh? Is it because I have the ability to bluff old men and take all their chips? :-)
Mr. Flopnuts 08:53 AM 04-19-2010
Originally Posted by Gonzo:
:-)

Definitely.

You'd hit it though.

Mr. Flopnuts 08:54 AM 04-19-2010
Originally Posted by Lumpy:
Hot, huh? Is it because I have the ability to bluff old men and take all their chips? :-)
Not many females are even interested in poker. Or sports. Or anything else that men enjoy. You post on a football board, and beat old men's asses at poker. You're a good girl.
Lumpy 09:02 AM 04-19-2010
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
Not many females are even interested in poker. Or sports. Or anything else that men enjoy. You post on a football board, and beat old men's asses at poker. You're a good girl.
I grew up w/ 3 older brothers and all my friends were boys. What's a girl to do? :-)
JD10367 10:17 AM 04-20-2010
Hot tip: if you go to your doc for routine bloodwork to get a prescription refill authorized, and you're over 40, do NOT tell him you're having some issues peeing. That guy had his finger up my ass faster than a $10 Tijuana whore. :-)
Mr. Flopnuts 10:18 AM 04-20-2010
Originally Posted by JD10367:
Hot tip: if you go to your doc for routine bloodwork to get a prescription refill authorized, and you're over 40, do NOT tell him you're having some issues peeing. That guy had his finger up my ass faster than a $10 Tijuana whore. :-)
Let me guess, you have 4 more appointments with different doctors, all before 3pm today?
JD10367 10:33 AM 04-20-2010
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
Let me guess, you have 4 more appointments with different doctors, all before 3pm today?
At least this guy was quick and clinical about it.

I had a prostate exam done in my 30s. The doctor was a guy, not much older than me. I thought it was weird, as I was a little young for it. He seemed to take his time back there. :-)

Now that I think about it... can you check someone's prostate if both of the doctor's hands are on your shoulders? :-) Maybe he used some fancy prostate-checking device...
Mr. Flopnuts 10:40 AM 04-20-2010
:-)
Lumpy 10:42 AM 04-20-2010
Did you at least get a reach-around, JD?!

:-)
JD10367 11:12 AM 04-20-2010
Originally Posted by Lumpy:
Did you at least get a reach-around, JD?!

:-)
Hell, I didn't even get a Tic-Tac. :-)
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