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Hall of Classics>Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
convict1983 04:21 PM 06-25-2007
Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Midnight_Vulture 11:54 AM 06-30-2008
Originally Posted by Skip Towne:
Are you talking about that blond? I'll bet she could suck a tennis ball through a garden hose.
She can do that fattie. She can definitely do that haha.:-)
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ChiefsFire 11:54 AM 06-30-2008
Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag:
Oh and just to go for the knockout here is a pic of me and my previous friends with benefits girl...



She moved to Chicago. Such a shame.
:-)

Why does she look like she is in fear for her life?
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tooge 11:55 AM 06-30-2008
that blonde has love handles?
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Donger 11:55 AM 06-30-2008
Is that six-toned hair color presently "in" for twenty year-old females?
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Midnight_Vulture 11:56 AM 06-30-2008
You guys like my new avatar??? Haha I thought it would be fitting. Me giving you guys the finger haha.
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tooge 11:56 AM 06-30-2008
Originally Posted by Dave Lane:
So you can't close the deal? Wow I guess thats the difference between you and me close the deal dude or go home.

Dave
OMG. Last time I saw a face like that I was taking its pic before throwing it back in the lake. Dude!
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Donger 11:56 AM 06-30-2008
Originally Posted by ChiefsFire:
Why does she look like she is in fear for her life?
She's using all of her mental capacity to keep her autonomous functions going.
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DaKCMan AP 11:57 AM 06-30-2008
If ugly and easy is your style, then more power to ya!
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RedandGold 11:57 AM 06-30-2008
Sorry, but the chick on the left still looks like Captain Morgan...


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ChiefsCountry 11:58 AM 06-30-2008
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP:
If ugly and easy is your style, then more power to ya!
No kidding, those are just typical bar sluts.
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mikeyis4dcats. 11:59 AM 06-30-2008
Originally Posted by Skip Towne:
Are you talking about that blond? I'll bet she could suck a tennis ball through a garden hose.

no, his sweet bike that he refuses to post pics of. I mean, he think's we're lame because we won't post pictures of our women, so I figure he must be awful close with his Yamaha.
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Donger 12:00 PM 06-30-2008
Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag:
You guys like my new avatar??? Haha I thought it would be fitting. Me giving you guys the finger haha.
Why is your hat crooked?
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mikeyis4dcats. 12:00 PM 06-30-2008
Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag:
Oh and just to go for the knockout here is a pic of me and my previous friends with benefits girl...



She moved to Chicago. Such a shame.
:-)

Is that a C-Section scar?
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mikeyis4dcats. 12:03 PM 06-30-2008
hey, I do think the chick in post #20 is hot as donut grease, and I'd **** her 6 ways from Sunday, but I bet the OP hasn't either, so we're even.
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Midnight_Vulture 12:04 PM 06-30-2008
Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats.:
Is that a C-Section scar?
Where? Haha the hate never gets old. These guys think they can do better. I figure once you post pics of your sweethearts, then I will post pics of my Yamaha and Audi. I mean its only fair right?? I have already posted an endless amount of pics on my part. You guys are the ones that are too chicken s hit to do so haha it funny though.:-)
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