It's a joke dumbass. Everyone knows CP is a bunch of old fat-asses. I'm a fat 51-year-old.
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Oh look at you with your youth and virility.
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Definitely a stereotype of Chiefs fans. Most look like the guy cheering on the Eric Fisher selection.

Raiders fans are Felons, Broncos fans are Hillbillies with Donger type teeth, and Chargers fans don't really exist (Extinct/Endangered).
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Bet I could kick your ass.....I'm 60.....j/k
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I think security footage is going to go a long ways here. Stating the obvious I know, but one of these groups likely followed the other to bathroom. That’s probably going provide a lot of important context.
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I’ve been in one (sorta) fight in my life - HS when some punk sent my GF roses. I went nuts and said “I’m gonna punch him tomorrow”

I did, at school, JR year - got suspended from a local private school, and my parents were talking about me in the kitchen. It’s the only time my dad argued with her. He said “Good for him. He can do whatever he wants for two days”.

Never forgot it.
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I grew up in the Kansas City school district until 8th grade. You know I got in some fights. Probably lost 2/3 of them. I only won when it was a schlubbier white kid.

My last fight was, according to the owner Michelle, the biggest fight in the history of Davey's Uptown. I was rolling around in the middle of Main St. with some dude trying to gouge my eyes out. Another friend got hit with a cast that broke the bones around his eye (like the dude in this fight). Only good blow I got in was kicking some dude in the nuts while I was laying flat on the sidewalk. Of course the two littlest guys in each group started it all.
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Sounds par for the personality.
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I do a good job just beating the hell out of myself doing the daily living thing.
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Me too man. Seems like the last 2 years I’ve had weird shit happen. Badger holes and the like.

Every time I do something to myself I realize I’m too fucking old to be incurring injuries.
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There’s a reason why after 50 every time you see a doctor they ask you,”Have you had any falls in the last few weeks”. LOL
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and let's not talk about industrial strength muscle cramps. That shit will lock you down!!!!
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That is NO lie, and I was getting them several years before age 50... the ones along my sides that literally crop up outta nowhere are always the worst, can hardly move without bellowing out like a dying cow while they're happening
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I had a very random day of neck muscle spasms a while back... never had them before and not since. I used to have the random morning of turning my neck and realizing I slept wrong or whatever, but nothing like that bullshit.

Each time was maybe ~5-10 seconds of DON'T. FUCKING. MOVE. followed by a few seconds of what the fuck was that?!?!

And I'm still a decade away from 50. :-)
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Ever slept on your arm so long you were 100% convinced you were gonna lose it?

We've all gotten the numb arm before, but when this instance happened like 17-18 years ago I would've sworn it was gonna have to be amputated... took a good ten minutes to even start feeling a tingle in it again

Had NO control, would pick it up with my left hand and it'd flop to my side like dead meat no matter how hard I tried... boy I was a PANICKED MFER that morning :-)
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