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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Mr. Flopnuts 07:04 PM 08-01-2008
You'll be fine dude. Don't listen to too much from this site.
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Bwana 07:05 PM 08-01-2008
[quote=Claythan;4884610]"Hey Jenna, this is Clay, THE STUD MUFFIN FROM YOUR DREAMS. Just giving you a call TO SEE IF YOU WANTED SEXUAL PLEASURE TONIGHT. Let me know. Talk to you later."
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:-)

Um, No.
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Tribal Warfare 07:05 PM 08-01-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I said:

"Hey Jenna, this is Clay, the guy from the stupid dating site. Just giving you a call to see if you wanted to do anything tonight. Let me know. Talk to you later."


dude, bad move with the negative comment, if anything you should've made that a positive. You should of said awesome dating site
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Hammock Parties 07:05 PM 08-01-2008
OK. Well, maybe tomorrow.
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DeezNutz 07:05 PM 08-01-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
OK, since Jenna's getting railed by some other guy right now I'm going to dinner with Nick. Talk to you Rump Rangers later.
Ye of little faith.
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sedated 07:05 PM 08-01-2008
don't ask her to do shit.

"gee...do you think...maybe...you might...wanna go on a date with me...sometime...maybe?"
be a f*cking man and tell her what's going down and when.
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Donger 07:07 PM 08-01-2008
I've been trying to help you, GoChiefs. If it ends up that your are doing this merely for personal amusement, I will be vexed. Terribly vexed.
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Bwana 07:07 PM 08-01-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
OK, since Jenna's getting railed by some other guy right now I'm going to dinner with Nick. Talk to you Rump Rangers later.

Oh for **** sake. If she doesn't call you back, no big deal. Hit the local bar, grab a slump buster (Looooooooooong slump) clock it and move on. Dinner with nick........for God sake!

:-)
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Hammock Parties 07:09 PM 08-01-2008
Originally Posted by Donger:
I've been trying to help you, GoChiefs. If it ends up that your are doing this merely for personal amusement, I will be vexed. Terribly vexed.
**** no. I want to nail her theater loving ass.

Later.
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blueballs 07:10 PM 08-01-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
**** no. I want to nail her theater loving ass.

Later.
so do we
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sedated 07:10 PM 08-01-2008
Originally Posted by Bwana:
grab a slump buster (Looooooooooong slump) clock it and move on.
yeah, just go alone so your friend(s) can't give you crap about it.
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sedated 07:17 PM 08-01-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Talk to you Rump Rangers later.
f*cking queer.

this ruins my night.
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Bwana 07:18 PM 08-01-2008
Originally Posted by sedated:
yeah, just go alone so your friend(s) can't give you crap about it.

I'm not taking about plugging into the town hobo chick, but hit the local bar, start talking to some girls, find one that looks like she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch that's decent and get busy. We're not talking about Brad Pitt going out on a tail run here. If he busts his drought, he will be in the game.
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sedated 07:19 PM 08-01-2008
slump buster = fat chick
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Mr. Flopnuts 07:22 PM 08-01-2008
Originally Posted by sedated:
slump buster = fat chick

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