Got a call this morning from a salesman from a car dealership that I bought a car from four years ago. He told me that I was eligible for a special manufacturer discount as well as the normal rebates and discounts. I got the sense that this was more than the typical "we need your trade-in" type promotion. I never get actual calls from them, just the occasional e-mail for service specials and the like.


Those guys have to be hurtin'.
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It seems like all I have delivered this past week has been toilet paper. Every damn day half my packages are gigantic boxes of TP.
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Meanwhile I ordered a power strip, some shelving and a big replica of Mjolnir, gotta have priorities.
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It could be worse it could be Bidets
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Redneck Bidet


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Going to the bar tonight

to die
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Going to the gym tomorrow
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I have to go cardio rehab 3 times a week. They put up a sign, "If you feel sick or feverish, please ask for a mask" I asked for a Mask of Zorro. They didn't have one. NOW, I feel sick.....
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Who-da-thunk?

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article...us-sex-workers

Poor gals need a bailout
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All I'm hearing is 2 for 1 lap dances.
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This reminds me of an old joke who's punchline is "Well then wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich..."
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:-)
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No fucking way.
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Truth!
I swear.
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there is no vax in the champagne room
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