Originally Posted by frazod:
Yes. It's one of the perqs I get for being so evil. I can also light cigarettes with my eyes, but only if it's not too windy.
Wind diminishes the effects of evil? If only I'd known this I'd have gotten married in a hurricane. [Reply]
Originally Posted by frazod:
Yes. It's one of the perqs I get for being so evil. I can also light cigarettes with my eyes, but only if it's not too windy.
Evidently, evil doesn't provide dictionaries. Lemme guess, it was just a slip on your qkerty keyboard. :-):-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by Otter:
I wonder if John Goodman was ever sitting around bored with his laptop on his belly eating some Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream, Googled his name and thought "WTF".
Originally Posted by frazod:
I seem to be the new Dane. :-)
Maybe a Dane mini me in training, but dude, your not hurling obscenities nearly enough, nor calling everyone retard, moron, or stupid often enough to be considered anything but a pale comparison to Mr.Hollyweird [Reply]
Baby Lee, if having sex with Frazod meant that you would have all the Victoria Secret Models at your sexual call AND your wife wouldn't mind would you do it?
BUT it would have to be missionary position and you would have to look him in the eye.
And Fraz I'm sorry but you're just a pawn in the weird scenario with no say and just hope for the best. [Reply]
So in 10 years when this thread pops up will Dane claim that he didn't start it and it was some type of server error that attached his name to the first post? [Reply]
