Originally Posted by Aspengc8:
Lick? No. Anal was cool up until I saw leftover broccoli florets and corn when cleaning my piece off..
Last time I ever date a vegatarian.
Think of all the toxins you cleaned out of her system for her. She thanks you for the anal cleanse! You, no doubt, extended her life by several years. [Reply]
Originally Posted by NewChief:
Liar. You know you're a freak and will go down even when it's brown. :-)
My girl is a Steeler fan who hates the Browns and I will ask her, "hey, when was the last time you took the Browns to the Super Bowl?" And she won't get the joke and will be like, "huh?! Never!" For a split second I'll think to myself, "damn that's sexy...I got a girl who doesn't poop." [Reply]
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
And putting your dick in her mouth isn't? Flinging a load in between the hills when there's a perfectly good sheet you could put it on?
It's all fair down there. If she's willing to lick my balls when I get home from work and put up with whatever cheese has built up over 8 hours of sitting in an office chair, then by God, I'll nut up and tongue-**** the backdoor if that's what she's into.
A good woman's going to do all kinds of sex stuff that, if taken out of context is 'degrading'. But when you look at it as something she'll do for you because she'll know you like it then it's your job to reciprocate.
Grow up, be a man and do your job. If part of that job's licking an asshole, then so be it.
Totally missed this post this morning. Exactly right. Whenever your woman is ready to perform whatever act it is she doesn't necessarily enjoy because she knows you like it, and then you act like something is beneath you to try....that hurts. [Reply]
