Rules:
1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's McCaffrey to Tampa) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
Don't be a dick.
Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny.
I'll also be starting threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. Pure knee jerk gold to reference in the future. [Reply]
Joe Mixon, RB
Alvin Kamara, RB
Ryan Anderson, OLB
Chris Wormley, DE
Zach Cunningham, ILB
D'Onta Foreman, RB
Carl Lawson, DE
Jordan Willis, OLB
Dorian Johnson, G [Reply]
Hopefully the Chiefs aren't locked into one position for this next pick. If they have more than one player they'd be happy with, they shouldn't trade up. [Reply]
Of course the Bengals would take him. Fucking idiots. They have Bernard and Hills and a gaping hole the size of Kim Kardashian's vagina in the middle of their defense but take another RB instead. Fucktards. [Reply]
Joe Mixon, RB
Alvin Kamara, RB
Ryan Anderson, OLB
Chris Wormley, DE
Zach Cunningham, ILB
D'Onta Foreman, RB
Carl Lawson, DE
Jordan Willis, OLB
Dorian Johnson, G
I hated to see Ryan Anderson go. I wanted him for the Chiefs. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Iconic:
Of course the Bengals would take him. ****ing idiots. They have Bernard and Hills and a gaping hole the size of Kim Kardashian's vagina in the middle of their defense but take another RB instead. ****tards.