My theory: How to eliminate girls' control over sex - Page 10

Originally Posted by Herzig:
Damn!!! Phobia!! You got screwed by your Lawyers and wife. What exactly did they do for that $20K anyway? You would probably have been better off representing yourself. Sorry you had to go through that dude. Ouch.

Oh - those are not my exact figures. I didn't quite spend $20k on attorneys. But, the bitch was in a fighting mood and she was content to make it as hellish as possible, so I got pretty close to it. For that amount of money, I got to keep my house and only pay alimony for 8 months, until she graduated nursing school. Fortunately, alimony only exists in Texas for special situations and she didn't "qualify". The 8 months was entirely voluntary - I'm such a nice bastard.
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Originally Posted by Phobia:
Oh - those are not my exact figures. I didn't quite spend $20k on attorneys. But, the bitch was in a fighting mood and she was content to make it as hellish as possible, so I got pretty close to it. For that amount of money, I got to keep my house and only pay alimony for 8 months, until she graduated nursing school. Fortunately, alimony only exists in Texas for special situations and she didn't "qualify". The 8 months was entirely voluntary - I'm such a nice bastard.

You were a lot nicer than I would have been.
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Originally Posted by Skip Towne:
You were a lot nicer than I would have been.

Yeah - upon reflection, that was pretty 'fn stupid. At that point, I was really, really sick of the entire ordeal and didn't think a few extra grrr was gonna hurt anything. 'course, that's back when I was bringing $100 an hour. Haven't seen that rate in a while.... :-)
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Originally Posted by Phobia:
Yeah - upon reflection, that was pretty 'fn stupid. At that point, I was really, really sick of the entire ordeal and didn't think a few extra grrr was gonna hurt anything. 'course, that's back when I was bringing $100 an hour. Haven't seen that rate in a while.... :-)

Damn, what did you do for $100 per hour or should I ask?
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Originally Posted by Skip Towne:
Damn, what did you do for $100 per hour or should I ask?

Computer geek. Designed networks & shit like that.
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Reading the first few posts, Bob Dole doesn't have the courage to actually scroll back through this thread.

You all need to consider obtaining lives or something.

(Then be sure to let Bob Dole know where you found them so he can pick one up, too.)
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Originally Posted by Phobia:
Computer geek. Designed networks & shit like that.

Well...that is an interesting euphemism. How come you charged me $150 an hour?
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Originally Posted by JennyGump:
Well...that is an interesting euphemism. How come you charged me $150 an hour?

Shhhh - Austinchief doesn't really like me marketing out here.
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Originally Posted by JennyGump:
Well...that is an interesting euphemism. How come you charged me $150 an hour?

Because you insisted on a "103.5".
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but its just too perfect.

BLAM!

Sorry KCCM.....Someone posted yet another of your spring break pictures.

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You just think they have control.

In a few years the tables will turn.

Us old guys have found out that for the vast majority of life us guys have the control.

What you are going through is part of being young. Hang in there. Better times are ahead. You will eventually have the control. Enjoy.
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Originally Posted by Fat Elvis:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ighlight=gucci

Thought this was pretty funny:

Even more disturbing the pictures of Paul wearing Gucci shades ALL OF THE TIME is the horrific picture of Brian in that dress. :-)
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Oh, and by the way, while I'm thinking about this....

Don't beat off into electronic gadgets.

You could get hurt and cause rust to appear.........on the electronic gadget, that is.
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