Chuck Norris on the Sabertooth Tiger 13 61.90%

The multitude of Bruce Lees 8 38.10%

The tiger quickly kills the Bruce Lees, then makes sweet love to Chuck Norris.
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Actually let's be honest here for a second....

Chuck Norris would be the top.
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I know of no evidence that Chuck Norris is not immortal.
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Bruce Lee was 5'8". His 1 foot tall doppelgangers would have their strength reduce by almost 5/6th. Not really much of a threat.

Saber tooth tigers are speculated to be almost 4 feet tall and weigh up to 961lbs. The tiger would most likely kill/eat all of the dwarfed Bruce Lees on his own.

Now, you throw in Chuck Norris. Please remember that we live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris. Game over.
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Might as well have the BFG vs one ant.
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This post is in bad taste
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The Chuck Norris action figure has had sex with more women than Billay, and Clay combined!
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Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was too close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind.
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Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he’s never cried.
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If Chuck Norris could chuck Chuck Norris how much could Chuck Norris chuck Chuck Norris?
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Now we're just getting ridiculous...

and I love it
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Neither would stand a chance against a team of mini Ditkas.
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